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Older Women Giving Blow Jobs
by Linda Ikeji at 08/11/2021 7:55 AM
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A woman has been captured in a video making rounds online, giving blowjob to an unidentified man.
The couple who were in a lonely path, intermittently stopped to check if anyone was coming. Watch the +18 video below...........................
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Not something new. Ask all the Female BBN ex housemates. They are all declaring Range Rovers while the guys have to hassle day and night to buy a simple Toyota
You gerrit? If you don't gerrit forget about it!
U Gerrit...if you don't gerrit forget about grit
One of the good things the Lord blessed the world with. That's if u get someone who is a pro at it o
Just say you haven’t experienced it before,there’s nothing useless about it!
Igbo girls wey be olosho dey do am for Ire Akari estate Wella.
You are a fool,why bring tribe into it?
If we have more people giving and receiving Bj, the rate of cardiac arrest ll minimize drastically..
It relieves stress alot...
Common Linda, how is this now a news or something entertaining?? You never give anyone BJ? No be you born out of wedlock??
dats not bad once your spouse is not a shying type you can do it anywhere be printending is what killed us most
Are you sure that car's engine will function again?.
Now almost every comment here is cool with it. Imagine if this happened here in Nigeria. Backlash and hate comments go full everywhere. The double standard na wa.
Why will someone post such video online? Many of us have done it in crazy locations though.
Not new at all. Lagos to Ibadan to write professional exams, enjoyment before failure!
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I think that blow jobs are the most important thing when it comes to keeping a guy. seriously! ive just read jacks blowjob lessons (here's a link: http://www.jacksblowjoblessons.com/) and i cant that my husband fell in love with me like that again
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
Excellent points, moaning and talking to him, I read that bit on http://blowjobgenie.com/7-common-mistakes-to-giving-a-blowjob/13-01-05n. I do some beastly noises and talk sexy. It may work for you.
is it really that difficult? try eating smelly, e.t. looking pussy
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Being Naughty
Reasons Why I’m Giving My Husband a Blowjob
By Wannabee BLUNT
March 7, 2016
“Hey Mom, we are out of milk. Can you go grab some please?”
Uggggghhh. If the temperature outside is below my current age, I am definitely braless, in pajamas, with no intentions of venturing anywhere. I’m content in my blanket, curled up with my German Shepherd, completely engrossed in this Law & Order SVU marathon.
“MOOOOOOOMMMMM , we are starving here!”
Fuck. Where is your dad? Oh, he’s outside shoveling our driveway. I better text him then. I don’t want to risk keying any of our vehicles with my nipples.
Me – “Hey babe, we don’t have any milk.”
Reply – “So, can you go get it? I’m kind of busy here…”
Me- “I will give you a BJ.”
Yeah, I thought so. There was no reply needed. I hear him drive off, the tires squealing in delight.
It is safe to assume we all have done it at some point. We play the blow job card. And we play it sensibly. We pull it out (ahem, or should I say make him pull it out) for the most logical reasons. For when it benefits us. For these four reasons listed.
1. For Evasion.
I play the BJ card for when I want to get out of something. Usually that something involves chores, (a.k.a ‘chore play’), having to get dressed to run errands in inclement weather, or paying my Target charge. Yes, gasp, I’ve even traded my BJ card for money. Like even for a few measly dollars, just so I could get money to have a few extra glasses of wine with my girlfriends that evening. Because guaranteed they were doing the exact same shit. (We are all deemed the Momstitutes.)
2. For Avoidance.
I’ve utilized my BJ card to evade people. I’ve gotten out of attending a few in-law birthday parties, some chauffeuring gigs involving a bunch of giddy teenage girls, and those dreaded conversations with customer service cable representatives.
3. As a Diversion.
I apply the BJ card as a distraction technique, usually when the culprits involve my children and I ultimately have to save their precious little asses over nonsense. Like, when my youngest spills nail polish on her bedroom carpet, or my oldest doesn’t clean out the litter box after 27 reminders. (I must admit, however, this backfired on me once. It was the afternoon I took my husband’s new truck out and it accidentally grazed another vehicle. By the end of that diversion, I was googling how to relieve symptoms of TMJ. Luckily for both of us, the only permanent damage was on his truck’s front bumper.)
4. As a Substitution.
The BJ card is also nice to fall back on in place of just sex. Like when I washed the sheets that morning, or actually took time to straighten and style my hair, or I have to be somewhere in 8 minutes and I don’t have time to deal with that after sex semen spunk dripping down my leg.
In hindsight, this might sound a bit crazy to some. This whole, succumbing to blow job bribery to relieve some of your work load by taking on his load, just so the kids have milk in their Lucky Charms.
Especially since we already know what’s expected in return if WE are the ones going to the store.
About the author: Chalise Kestner is a middle aged unconventional parent who drinks and spews profanity excessively, yet manages to keep it all in balance eloquently . She just started her new blog Eloquent Parent on Facebook, and hope for grander things to come, so she can finally put those Honors English classes from two decades ago to good use, instead of repeatedly enunciating lunch specials at her current place of employment.
Eloquent Parent is on Facebook
Instagram @chalisemk
twitter @chalisemk
Wannabe's are Guest Authors to BLUNTmoms. They might be one-hit wonders, or share a variety of posts with us. They "may" share their names with you, or they might write as "anonymous" but either way, they are sharing their stories and their opinions on our site, and for that we are grateful.
I would do absolutely anything for my wife knowing repayment was oral sex. I really don’t know why the doesn’t use it.
You forgot to mention two other reasons for giving head: 1] being totally turned on (by him, the thrill of it, etc.), and 2] ’cause you are in love.
You still give BJs after the 1 year mark?
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Magnolia Ripkin – Lots of entertaining advice, whether you solicit it or not.
Nomad Mom Diary – Lynn’s carrying around a lot of “baggage.”
3 Chickens and a Boat – The home of the great chicken lady and blog guru.
Sparkly Shoes and Sweat Drops – Alison is raising questions, kids and eyebrows.
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Being Naughty
Reasons Why I’m Giving My Husband a Blowjob
By Wannabee BLUNT
March 7, 2016
“Hey Mom, we are out of milk. Can you go grab some please?”
Uggggghhh. If the temperature outside is below my current age, I am definitely braless, in pajamas, with no intentions of venturing anywhere. I’m content in my blanket, curled up with my German Shepherd, completely engrossed in this Law & Order SVU marathon.
“MOOOOOOOMMMMM , we are starving here!”
Fuck. Where is your dad? Oh, he’s outside shoveling our driveway. I better text him then. I don’t want to risk keying any of our vehicles with my nipples.
Me – “Hey babe, we don’t have any milk.”
Reply – “So, can you go get it? I’m kind of busy here…”
Me- “I will give you a BJ.”
Yeah, I thought so. There was no reply needed. I hear him drive off, the tires squealing in delight.
It is safe to assume we all have done it at some point. We play the blow job card. And we play it sensibly. We pull it out (ahem, or should I say make him pull it out) for the most logical reasons. For when it benefits us. For these four reasons listed.
1. For Evasion.
I play the BJ card for when I want to get out of something. Usually that something involves chores, (a.k.a ‘chore play’), having to get dressed to run errands in inclement weather, or paying my Target charge. Yes, gasp, I’ve even traded my BJ card for money. Like even for a few measly dollars, just so I could get money to have a few extra glasses of wine with my girlfriends that evening. Because guaranteed they were doing the exact same shit. (We are all deemed the Momstitutes.)
2. For Avoidance.
I’ve utilized my BJ card to evade people. I’ve gotten out of attending a few in-law birthday parties, some chauffeuring gigs involving a bunch of giddy teenage girls, and those dreaded conversations with customer service cable representatives.
3. As a Diversion.
I apply the BJ card as a distraction technique, usually when the culprits involve my children and I ultimately have to save their precious little asses over nonsense. Like, when my youngest spills nail polish on her bedroom carpet, or my oldest doesn’t clean out the litter box after 27 reminders. (I must admit, however, this backfired on me once. It was the afternoon I took my husband’s new truck out and it accidentally grazed another vehicle. By the end of that diversion, I was googling how to relieve symptoms of TMJ. Luckily for both of us, the only permanent damage was on his truck’s front bumper.)
4. As a Substitution.
The BJ card is also nice to fall back on in place of just sex. Like when I washed the sheets that morning, or actually took time to straighten and style my hair, or I have to be somewhere in 8 minutes and I don’t have time to deal with that after sex semen spunk dripping down my leg.
In hindsight, this might sound a bit crazy to some. This whole, succumbing to blow job bribery to relieve some of your work load by taking on his load, just so the kids have milk in their Lucky Charms.
Especially since we already know what’s expected in return if WE are the ones going to the store.
About the author: Chalise Kestner is a middle aged unconventional parent who drinks and spews profanity excessively, yet manages to keep it all in balance eloquently . She just started her new blog Eloquent Parent on Facebook, and hope for grander things to come, so she can finally put those Honors English classes from two decades ago to good use, instead of repeatedly enunciating lunch specials at her current place of employment.
Eloquent Parent is on Facebook
Instagram @chalisemk
twitter @chalisemk
Wannabe's are Guest Authors to BLUNTmoms. They might be one-hit wonders, or share a variety of posts with us. They "may" share their names with you, or they might write as "anonymous" but either way, they are sharing their stories and their opinions on our site, and for that we are grateful.
I would do absolutely anything for my wife knowing repayment was oral sex. I really don’t know why the doesn’t use it.
You forgot to mention two other reasons for giving head: 1] being totally turned on (by him, the thrill of it, etc.), and 2] ’cause you are in love.
You still give BJs after the 1 year mark?
Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
Magnolia Ripkin – Lots of entertaining advice, whether you solicit it or not.
Nomad Mom Diary – Lynn’s carrying around a lot of “baggage.”
3 Chickens and a Boat – The home of the great chicken lady and blog guru.
Sparkly Shoes and Sweat Drops – Alison is raising questions, kids and eyebrows.
© 2019 Bluntmoms (so don't steal our shit!)
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