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When a New York reporter from News12 The Bronx asked a 100-year-old grandmother about hitting the century mark, the conversation went straight to the gutter.
In an interview that did not air (for obvious reasons), the reporter asked her questions about her age. Out of the blue, the woman asked him, “How ya d*ck hanging?”
The reporter was obviously taken by surprise, wiping his face in embarrassment. “That’s funny,” he said. “Let’s talk about your birthday.” During the interview, the grandmother’s answers are difficult to understand at times, but when the reporter asks her what she plans on doing for her birthday, she was perfectly clear: “Getting me a piece of d*ck,” she said.
The woman’s family, including small children, were in the background laughing the whole time as their matriarch peppered the young reporter with Andrew Dice Clay-like replies. A woman in the background can be heard asking the reporter if he’s OK and to “take a deep breath.”
Eventually, the young man pulls himself together and asks the woman one more question, “What does it mean to you to make it to 100.” She smiled and said, “What it means to be 100-years-old is I can get 100 d*cks.”
Her family members stepped in and insisted that she discuss the good family values she taught them instead. “You didn’t tell us nothing about no dicks,” a woman is heard telling the woman. Talk about “the good stuff,” one family member says. The grandmother then says, “The good stuff is the d*cks!”
Watch this 100-year-old grandmother talk about birthday d*ck (Warning Explicit Language):
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December 14th 2015
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“My ex was really large also and honestly, I don’t think I ever got used to it and we were together for 11 years. I would get tears and bleeding sometimes because I have a sensitive cervix. I was usually nervous about him hurting me during sex, which just made matters worse. I did not like having sex with him and that’s probably why he would cheat on me so much.”
“I recently got in a relationship with a successful, caring and understanding young man and everything was fine until we started having sex. He has a huge penis—the first time I saw it I was in total shock. I had no idea that he was walking around with that weapon in his pants. At first, I thought I would get use to it after having sex couple of times with him but it has been more than three months now and it’s the same tribulation I am going through. The irony of the situation is that I used to always jokingly tell my girl friends that I didn’t want any small d*ck man but it seems that I have taken on more than I can handle….The first time we had sex I had to see a doctor the day after because I thought he had shifted my womb.”
“I am very upset that I can never give my husband an orgasm during oral sex. His penis is huge and I can’t fit but maybe two inches of it in my mouth. I enjoy giving oral sex, but my poor little husband is doing without. I know he enjoys what little I do get to do, but it’s only so fun if you can’t take the whole thing in your mouth like I wish I could.”
“I’m a tiny girl, standing about 4’11” and my vag is pretty small. On the other hand, my boyfriend is about 6’7″ and is endowed to about a foot. While this might sound awesome, it really isn’t. It HURTS. He can only go about halfway in before it starts to hurt me, and then it’s like he’s stabbing me. Every time he hits the entrance to my cervix, it feels horrible.”
“My boyfriend and I have been dating for a couple of months now…I’ll cut right to the chase…his penis is way too big. It’s by far the biggest I have ever seen and it’s becoming a real issue. The first time we had sex, and ever since then, it’s been painful and at times almost impossible to even get inside….While it would seemingly be a good thing, it now stresses me out even thinking about having sex with him, and I find myself not wanting to anymore. This also makes orgasm for me almost impossible because I’m so distracted by it. It hurts during and sore afterwards—and we don’t even have sex for that long!”
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