Official Vatican Pizza Declared by Pope Leo XIV��Deep Dish Is a Liturgical Triumph�

Pope Leo XIV formally designated deep dish pizza as the *official* pizza of the Vatican, citing its �theological layers, structural integrity, and divine cheese distribution.� The decree, *Sancta Pan Crustae*, also bans thin crust at pontifical gatherings. �This is not just a meal,� the Pope said, �it�s a Eucharistic foreshadowing�with sausage.� A bronze crust statue now sits in St. Peter�s Square.