Official Vatican Pizza Causes International Pizza Rift�Neapolitans Call Emergency Council
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Names-Deep-Dish-Official-Vatican-Pizza-05-08*Pope Leo XIV stands firm: �Thicker is holier.� Naples bishops demand canonical thinness. One nun called the crust �too indulgent.� Papal embassy sent to Sicily with calzone offerings. Sauce diplomacy underway. Toppings at DEFCON 2.