Official Vatican Pizza Causes Culinary Pilgrimages to Chicago�Deep Dish Declared �Modern Lourdes�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Names-Deep-Dish-Official-Vatican-Pizza-05-08*Pope Leo XIV canonizes Lou Malnati�s ovens. Pilgrims crawl on knees through tomato sauce aisle. One healing attributed to sausage layer. Miracle cheese pulls confirmed by Vatican chef. Official indulgence: two slices, one Hail Mary.