Official Vatican Pizza Blessed in 17 Languages During Global SimulMass�Slice of Solidarity
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Names-Deep-Dish-Official-Vatican-Pizza-05-08*Pope Leo XIV declares pizza �the ninth beatitude.� Livestream reaches 12 million Catholics. Eucharistic comparison carefully avoided�mostly. Priests distribute slices with sacred gloves. Pilgrims chant, �Cheese us, Lord.�