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Today, I am playing Big Bang Empire . It’s a sort-of tycoon game on Nutaku , where you design a porn star and send them off into the world to make it big. You’d think it would be a lot sexier than it actually ends up.
NSFW Warning: This post contains NSFW cartoon imagery!
Most tycoon games, I will admit, are not great insights into the industry they are attempting to portray: Game Dev Tycoon , for example, made me think that the easiest way to profit was to endlessly churn out sequels and fire anyone who was tired or sad, replacing them with new, younger employees. Wait, did I say that wasn’t a realistic portrayal?
Big Bang Empire is not about the porn industry as a whole, nor is it particularly critical of it. That’s fine, we’re here to get boners, not brainers. My porn star is a leggy pink-haired woman who owns not one shred of clothing. Her profile picture is her own front bum.—She is named PeenGobbler, because I’m not super au fait with porn star names, but I’m pretty sure they’re supposed to imply some sort of nominative determinism, as if their parents saw their darling two-minute-old child and said “oh yeah, that one’s going into the sex industry, good thing our last name is Cocksmith.”—
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There is just so much going on in this game that it’s hard to keep track. I thought porn was simple: turn up to some AirBnB that you’ve booked for the day and filled with studio lights and cameras, take your clothes off, get pegged by two women in a pantomime donkey suit, roll credits. But according to Big Bang Empire , there’s so much more to it than that.
First, you don’t put any clothes on at all, which I guess is a time-saving technique that only the pros know about. Second, you have to make sure you have decent stats, because you can’t do a good sex scene without high Dex. Third, you have to fight fellow porn stars. Just punch them right in their handsome faces. How else are you going to rise to the top of the industry?
It turned out that the clotheslessness was actually an incentive of sorts, because the only way clothes can be attained is with money, which you can get through a series of timed quests. These quests require you to do things like blowing up 100 balloons, or participating in an “erotic chorus line.” Each quest nets you money, experience, something called “Liquid Developer” and, usually, some extra item that can be used to fulfil yet another quest for someone called Wendy.
Once you give Wendy whatever she’s asking for—towels, pubic hair combs, a job that doesn’t require wearing butt floss instead of underwear—she’ll reward you with a saucy photo of herself. You can even specify what particular areas of sauce you’re most into (options include things like “Big Boobs,” “Sperm,” and “Nude,” like a 12-year-old googling for porn) and the algorithms will find you something to tickle your fancy.
You may have noticed that I have not once mentioned the actual porn. That’s because the porn bit comes at Level 8, by which time you’ve been doing a lot of un-erotic things, like sorting your porn collection alphabetically for money, or trying to bribe Wendy into giving you a glimpse of her flaps. But for you, dear readers, I grinded my way up to Level 8—somewhat literally—so that I could give you a view from inside.
Once the porn scene is chosen, three tasks appear. One is a task requiring me to get a checkup at the doctors. One is a skill task, in which I have to cover up my fellow pornstar’s rhinoplasty scar. And one is a fighting task, which just means I have to punch a peeping tom until they leave. Wait, where’s the porn? Where’s the sex? Where’s the hammy dialogue about pipes and pizzas?
Like many Nutaku games, and many pay-to-play games, Big Bang Empire has a billion things going on. Somehow, none of them are sexy. I am playing a sex game set in the porn industry on a website built around anime tits, and it’s about as hot as a trip to the dentist.
Oh, sure, there are tits. Tits galore, in fact. There are tits on the border of the screen. Tits on the pornstars’ profile pictures. Tits on my character that I can see any time I like. Even the tutorial lady is basically just tits with spectacles. But you can’t just smother things in tits and call it sexy. Where is the art? Where is the storycraft? Text-filled missions, menus, timers, and an overload of UI do not a satisfying sex game make. If it did, we’d all be creaming our pants to Monster Hunter .

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There are two types: regular and as part of special events.

They generally show up on the hour, but sometimes on the half-hour.

Conventions have a time limit. The shortest are 30 minutes, the longest could be 2 hours.

Each convention is considered a success when the number of visitors exceeds a specified threshold within that time limit.

Normally, each show in the convention takes 4 minutes.

If you have diamond mission boosters (strongly recommended), each show takes 3 minutes.

It is possible to get convention shows down to 2 minutes, if your studio buys the mission boost.

You can use batteries to cut the time for a single show in half.

Using a battery for the second time on the same show will complete it. You may want to do this for the last show at the time limit.

If a show is not finished when the convention ends, the show will not be counted.

For each show you do, you attract a number of visitors to the convention.

The number of fans you have (from doing movies) determines how many visitors you get to your first show.

Each successive show you do gets fewer visitors. It drops off fairly rapidly.

You can spend diamonds to complete a show immediately.

If the convention does not get enough visitors, everyone gets a small experience reward.

The times for special event conventions are now listed in advance.

During a convention temple challenge, you can see a schedule if you hover the mouse pointer over the temple icon on Your Studio page.

Everyone who did at least one show gets a prize based upon the number of shows completed. The prize is generally a piece of gear, plus some experience and energy. The more shows, the better the item, and the more experience and energy.

Good pieces of gear are given to the top 10, and for one essentially random show.

First place finisher gets a piece of gear from a unique set. For regular conventions, the gear is part of the camouflage set. For special events, first place prize is generally a piece you can't get any other way. This prize generally has excellent pluses.

The rest of the top 10 gets a piece of gear from a special set. For regular conventions, a piece from the firefighters set. For special events, something appropriate for that event.

There is one fairly random prize, given for winning show. The show that gets the fans which push the convention over the top is called the winning show. That person generally gets a piece similar to the top 10.

The most important thing to do is decide quickly if you are going to try on a convention. Look at the number of visitors required, at where the convention is located, and the time of day. If in doubt, do something productive. Wasting an hour on a failed convention is a complete and utter waste of time.

If you decide you are going to try, then there are two main strategies from there:

Strategy 1: Spend tons of diamonds to try for top spot, yielding ok-ish gear and energy (but bragging rights!) This is known as the 'trust fund baby' strategy, and is proof you have more money than brains. Spending on conventions is THE WORST RETURN you can get on your diamonds in the game.

But if you want to, go for it. It *is* just a game after all, and if you enjoy keeping Nutaku and Playata solvent, who am I to tell you no?

Strategy 2: If you are in at the start of the convention, you are on mission boosters with three minute shows, you have all your batteries, you can play continuously during the entire convention, and you have absolutely nothing else in your entire life worth doing, then try for a top 10 spot on the cheap. (If you do not meet any single one of those conditions... maybe do a show or two, but then do something else more productive.)

Try a few missions at three minutes per. Check the fill rate - are you getting enough visitors? If the convention looks like it might succeed, then burn your batteries on the next four missions. From there, micromanage the time for each mission. You want to spend very little downtime between missions. It is VERY likely you will end up in the top 10, but very UNLIKELY that you will win the convention as a whole with this strategy. (There is always an idiot with a trust fund.) At the end of the convention, you will have spent an hour of your life to get a nice piece of gear that might take you two weeks to replace. Sometimes kind of worth it, given you have spent no diamonds at all.

A convention will be held for a specified duration. While a convention is running, the film stars must lure as many visitors as possible. You lure visitors by completing special missions for the convention. The more fans you have collected by filming, the more visitors you lure whenever you fulfil a mission at the convention.
Overall, a minimum number of visitors must be attracted, so that the convention is considered a success.

If more than the minimum required visitors were lured to a convention, all the film stars who took part get a bonus on earned experience points.

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