Nurse Sperm Sample

Nurse Sperm Sample
Does a nurse assist you to get a semen sample?
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As a female nurse or doctor, did you ever feel a little turned on by a male patient's erection?
As a female nurse or doctor, what was your reaction when you were examining a boy’s or a man's penis and it became erect?
My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal?
Have any nurses ever walked in on a patient masturbating and helped him out?
Do female student nurses get embarrassed when male patients get an erection in front of them?
Former Retired · Author has 918 answers and 1M answer views · Jul 11 ·
As a female nurse or doctor, did you ever feel a little turned on by a male patient's erection?
As a female nurse or doctor, what was your reaction when you were examining a boy’s or a man's penis and it became erect?
My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal?
Have any nurses ever walked in on a patient masturbating and helped him out?
Do female student nurses get embarrassed when male patients get an erection in front of them?
Has your female doctor ever made you cum?
Do female nurses get horny when looking at a guy’s penis?
As a nurse have you ever been in the room for a physical exam with a male patient and been honestly shocked by the size of their penis?
Do lady doctors like to touch men's penises during examinations?
Have any female doctors or nurses experienced a male patient ejaculate during a physical exam?
Have you ever had an erection and ejaculation in front of a female nurse?
Are nurses ever required to give handjobs as part of a medical procedure?
As a nurse, have you caught a patient having sex or masturbation? If yes, what did you do?
Has a nurse ever helped you out sexually in a medical facility?
What does a nurse do if while bathing a man, he gets an erection?
As a female nurse or doctor, did you ever feel a little turned on by a male patient's erection?
As a female nurse or doctor, what was your reaction when you were examining a boy’s or a man's penis and it became erect?
My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal?
Have any nurses ever walked in on a patient masturbating and helped him out?
Do female student nurses get embarrassed when male patients get an erection in front of them?
Has your female doctor ever made you cum?
Do female nurses get horny when looking at a guy’s penis?
As a nurse have you ever been in the room for a physical exam with a male patient and been honestly shocked by the size of their penis?
Do lady doctors like to touch men's penises during examinations?
Have any female doctors or nurses experienced a male patient ejaculate during a physical exam?
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No - but they may point out the “hidden” stash of … inspirational magazines.
When I went in, they not only neglected to tell me about the stash (found out on a subsequent visit) but when I went to deliver my sample, the very attractive 18yo nurse’s assistant took the cup and asked “Is that all of it?”
She was flustered and said “No - what I mean is - did any of it spill?”

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When we ask a man to bring a semen sample for analysis or other studies there is usually no problem. He obtains it at home and brings it to us. However, when it is time to provide the sample for an In-Vitro Fertilisation, things change.
In general they are nervous, hypersensitive because of the responsibility it takes to do it right. They fear not being able to achieve an adequate arousal in unfamiliar surroundings, like a hospital environment and often with the wife in the operating room for egg retrieval. If to this, we add a male factor as the reason of the infertility, their feeling of guilt increases even more.
We, doctors, ask them if they think they will have problems that day. Most of them say no, others prefer to bring it from home, the hotel or previously frozen because they fear that difficulties may arise. They appreciate a lot the possibility to speak with the doctors and to see it is a common problem, because of course, in front of their wife they cannot complain or expose any fears since the answer usually is, “Well, honey, that’s all you have to do…”.
The male which have “no prolem” often leave the sample room with a “mission accomplished” face, but fearing that the quantity was too little or that the semen sample quality was worse than other times.
The semen quantity, (volume of ejaculate), its the quality and the level of orgasm depend on the degree of sexual arousal reached previously. That means that it is better when the intensity and time of excitement has been longer. This is due to the increase of vascularization of the seminal vesicles and prostate, which are the glands producing seminal fluid and thus favor a complete ejaculation.
When the excitement is less, as it often happens that day, ejaculation is usually incomplete and the man notices that. In some cases a blockage occurs, they are not able to provide a sample and it becomes a traumatic experience. In these situations we ask if they can not get an erection or if they are excited but cannot ejaculate. In the first case we give them a tablet to induce an erection. But mostly they don’t manage to ejaculate because, due to a psychological effect, this reflex is blocked. In this case we give an anxiolytic.
We ask all of them to relax while sitting or walking for an hour and we tell them not to worry if they cannot make it because we can extract the spermatozoa with a simple technique. Although they already imagine that this simple technique consists of puncturing a testicle, they are not scared, it actually takes away their stress. However, having to go for a B plan is totally exceptional.
The wives of the blocked men are surprised from the role suddenly acquired by their partners as she is actually the one coming out of the operating room!
The truth is that in the IVF cycles men are the forgotten ones and we intend to help them. From my experience, I think semen collection rooms must be redesigned not to make them look like they are inside a clinic and, on the other hand, we have to explain them how they can emotionally support their wife throughout the cycle and especially during the time waiting for the pregnancy test.
Therefore, I have spent months asking many men how they would like the room to be. Well, I have not received much information because each of them has very different tastes.
The results of my own research are as follows: men have in common the desire for intimacy, to feel isolated in order to concentrate on the sexual stimulation. They also greatly appreciate hygiene and a prior knowledge of the place, as this gives them security.
As I said, there is great variation depending on each individual in terms of what excites them, as well as which position facilitates ejaculation. This also happens in the position used during sexual intercourse, as some will prevent ejaculation. Thus, according to my statistics, most of them would like to masturbate sitting on a comfortable sofa, others prefer to lie down and some to remain standing.
To provide all possible sexual stimuli I started to think about the offer we should have in our collection rooms so they could have the chance to choose.
On the internet and in the sex-shops, the great number of sex toys for women and the few for heterosexual men called my attention. Finally the selection is as follows:
On this video, you can see how our new semen collection rooms look.
I have to say that the experience of using VR glasses for the donation made the whole process a lot easier, it was more like a game instead of a medical procedure. Very happy about that.
I think that the hardest part is to put everything in the recipient, to meet the target you would need to put the recipient upside down but then not much quantity would remain inside for long, so you end up doing strange malabarisms. Also touching the edges is not too comfortable either and trying not to touch while maintaining the recipient on target is a distracting task. IMO redesigning the recipient as a silicone vagina or condom would make the whole process a lot more successful.
Also when you are about to ejaculate it’s very funny trying to find the recipient with the VR glasses on.
Dear Mike,
I am glad that you felt it more like a game instead of a medical treatment. Thank you very much for your opinion.
We really appreciate your feed back and we will take into consideration your recomendations to improve our system.
Kind Regards,
Interesting how you tried to take the nurse pictures out of magazines. Here a couple could be going through a serious and sad struggle with their marriage (namely not knowing if they can ever have children) without encouraging porn and he’s told to look at other women besides his wife. How do you think she feels. I think your perspective was off at that moment.
But the religious factor. Though masturbation is a gray area as far as religious beliefs go, we both just simply try to steer clear of it. I laugh because I told him if he feels that being alone will be more effective, well, it’s for science right? But over all, we just try not to.
The religious problem I find is the porn, soft or not. It is against our vows, religion and total mindset to look at another in lust besides each other. We have been married 9 years and we are super open with each other. We’re one of those annoying couples that prove all the “Just give it a year” naysayers wrong and snog in a corner at social gatherings. He is amazing and our faithfulness to each other (and the sex ) is the most beautiful thing we will not give up. We even speak up if we chance a peek. I’m not fooling myself. Sorry for the rant.
So my question is, do they have the right to tell me he has to use a different means to ejaculate besides me. I’m pretty decent at a hand job especially if there were a specific kind of lubricant they needed me to get. And is at home always an option since it’s just for an SA for after a vasectomy? We live only a couple minutes from one of his clinic’s locations. I just want to be prepared if they tell us I “can’t” be there.
You tell me that you live a couple minutes from one of a clinic’s locations. I recommend you go to this clinic to be told what options you have, since there are several methods to obtain a sample, such as using a condom without spermicide or ejaculating in a specific sterile bottle.
good explanation about semen collection.. thanks for sharing
Thanks for an excellent article on the subject.
I went though the same process while I had to give it for a semen test.
I was under huge stress because I did not knew if I would get aroused and would be able to conduct the process.
Unfortunately, the testing lab where I had to give the sample told me to got to the toilet and get the sample.
and the toilet had a kind of odour and was kind of a confined space and not ventilated enough.
I tried and failed, the environment was not at all comfortable.
At times you just do not get into the right mood so quickly and stuck in a toilet to do so makes it even difficult. I tried to use pronographic content. But amazingly there were no good network connection.
I was in a bad spot here.
Eventually, I told the clinic guy that toilet is smelly and its not going to happen here. can I collect the sample at home and get it to you as my house if close by. He agreed if I can get it in 15 minutes.
I went home, turned on the AC and tried to set the mood. I bet I was in the stress. And I was stuck in the what if’s.
What if the quantity is not good and I am done with lower quantity. How can you enjoy something with a virtual gun at your head and clock ticking.
But finally it happened and I was so happy. Just wanted to get every drop inside.
All these collection centers should really make better comfortable rooms to facilitate. It’s true in IVF treatments its difficult for men too. And there is also a kind of guilt that you are jerking off to a pronographic girl to get you child with your wife.
Thank you for sharing your experience with us.
It is true that, in some clinics, the sample collection room is not well- equipped. At Institut Maquès we attach great importance to this matter since, as you say, IVF treatments are also difficult for men, and clinics should take this into consideration.
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Published: 16:16 BST, 15 September 2020 | Updated: 00:00 BST, 16 September 2020
The wife of an Australian Defence Force soldier sobbed in court as he was found guilty of trying to trick a nurse into 'assisting' him provide a sperm sample.
Captain William Howieson was stationed at Port Moresby in Papua New Guinea in 2018 when he gave an unsigned doctor's note to a PNG army nurse saying she needed to help him produce five sperm samples.
While giving evidence at an ADF Court Martial in Canberra, the nurse said she refused the 29-year-old's proposition.
She handed Captain Howieson a specimen jar and took him to a cubicle before telling him: 'You need to go and masturbate yourself in there', the court heard.
Captain William Howieson was stationed at Port Moresby in Papua New Guinea in 2018 when he gave an unsigned doctor's note to a PNG army nurse saying she needed to help him produce five sperm samples
The nurse said he then told her 'but the paper says that you need to assist'.
The jury on Tuesday found beyond a reasonable doubt that Captain Howieson brought discredit on the ADF.
Captain Howieson's wife Bronte Millman - a vet from from Townsville - cried in court as the verdict was delivered, the Townsville Bulletin reported.
During the trial the nurse also alleged Captain Howieson told her he had a lump in his groin and asked her to examine it in private.
She told the court martial there was no lump, and said he pulled down his pants.
However, the court found Captain Howieson not guilty of those allegations, the ABC reported.
Defence Force Chief Judge Advocate Brigadier Michael Cowen QC told the panel it might conclude Captain Howieson's offending had 'a rather brazen element to it'.
He said Captain Howieson, who previously had a perfect service record, was a 'mature man who doesn't have the folly of youth on his side'.
Prosecutors told the court it was clear the act had been premeditated.
Captain Howieson's wife Bronte Millman - a vet from from Townsville - cried in court as the verdict was delivered
Brigadier Cowen said Captain Howieson's role as a liaison officer and responsibility of controlling a large amount of money gave him confidence in his position.
'You may think that that confidence emboldened him to commit the offence,' he said.
Captain Howieson faces a maximum sentence of three months behind bars, or a fine and demotion.
He will be sentenced later this week.
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