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Nurse Penis
by Spike Friedman Published: Sep 11, 2017
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After Colorado nurses were suspended for mocking a dead patient's genitals, we couldn't help but wonder: how often does this happen, really?
Last week, Denver7 news reported that five nurses at Denver Health Medical Centerwere suspended for allegedly mocking the unusually large package of a patient who died in their facility. The nurses in question are alleged to have opened the man’s body bag to admire his big penis after the patient was deceased. Yikes.
When we heard this story, we had one question: how common is this sort of thing, really? We know that doctors and nurses are supposed to remain clinical and objective, but they’re human, too. So are they regularly checking out their patients' junk? And if so, are they going so far as to show off their, um, unusual attributes to their colleagues? And is there specific ethical guidance given in the case of genital abnormalities, like a particularly large penis ? To get answers, we asked people on the front lines: nurses, doctors, and medical students.
Broadly speaking, the answer is that it's pretty unusual for nurses to show a dead patient's penis to their co-workers. “Honestly, we see so much of the body and so many variations that it all starts to blur together," a working nurse practitioner told Men's Health . "[A penis] becomes no more remarkable than a kneecap is to anyone else.” (Due to the sensitivity of the subject matter, most of the people we spoke with chose to remain anonymous.) Which is to say that despite what you might think of your penis, it is unlikely that there’s anything going on down there that would register with doctors and nurses.
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This is, in fact, a fairly large part of medical experts' training: in medical school, nurses and doctors are shown the most extreme examples of graphic medical cases and deformities, so they are able to maintain their professionalism when confronted with these instances IRL. “In training, we were shown some particularly bad images,” said the nurse practitioner, “so you don't ever make your patient uncomfortable by looking shocked.” Additionally, since nurses are usually the ones doing bedside care and administering catheters, they're not super likely to be fazed by a large penis.
That said, it's not unheard of for doctors and nurses to cross professional boundaries. Men's Health spoke with an attending physician with five years of experience who could recall numerous examples of his colleagues making inappropriate comments about patients' bodies. “I even remember being told that some guy had really swollen testicles " on an MRI, he said. Additionally, dark humor abounds in the ER and trauma surgeons often use such jokes as a coping mechanism to deal with the extreme nature of their work. So while what happened in Denver is unusual, it is quite possible that if you have particularly interesting genitalia, the subject will come up in conversation in a break room.
The question of whether it is appropriate to joke about a patient's genitals because more cut and dry after a patient dies. Respect for cadavers is taught from the earliest stages at medical school. Anna*, a medical student based in New York City, told Men's Health “our cadaver is our ‘first patient.’ We are supposed to treat them with respect." That said, she added, "anatomy professors will draw your attention to medical abnormalities. For example, my cadaver had such an abnormally small penis that my anatomy professor called him a 'she' by accident."
It turned out that this was likely due to a medical abnormality, and that the cadaver was likely intersex. "Once that was established, students from other tables were encouraged to come look at our cadaver," she said. In such cases, if a medical abnormality is involved, "it seems like it's fair game to ogle" for educational purposes, Anna said. "But I haven't heard of anyone going around talking about penis size or different vaginal shapes or anything like that. My understanding is that that would be considered highly unprofessional.”
So if you’ve got a particularly noteworthy set of genitals, it’s certainly possible your medical professional will discuss them with their colleagues out of earshot. But going so far as to show off a dead body for non-professional purposes is clearly out of bounds. As the nurse practitioner we spoke to said of the Denver nurses, “if they were doing what they were accused of doing, they likely deserve to be fired.”
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My girlfriend is a nurse practioner student and I’m struggling to get used to a few things. When she exam on the teaching patient and told me about how she palpated the penis it was a bit awkward. Just recently, during her clinicals (sort of shadowing a doctor/NP), the patient allowed her to stay in the room when the doctor examined the guy’s penis and then she had the opportunity to palpate it. She called me on her way home from clinical and said “guess what I got to do today”. I know she’s seen plenty of penises during her few years as a registered nurse but her excitement is a bit awkward for me. I am comfortable with my size so it’s not me worried about how I stack up. I think it is more her excitement which I hope is just because doing those types of exams is new. She’s told me that it’s clinical (which I get), I think I just don’t want her to see mine as “clinical”. Any thoughts/experiences from nurses?
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May 6, 2017 in small-X-change - MAIN FORUM
my wife is a nurse in a major hospital. As a nurse she bathes men, changes catheters so sees lots of penises. She doesn't talk much about that and to her it's just another body part but I do feel self conscious about the size of my penis knowing she sees much larger ones every day at work.
Does anyone else have a partner who's a nurse and how do you feel knowing the see so many larger penises.
She may well see SOME larger penises, but she will have also seen many smaller ones too. As a nurse she will have had a degree of education on human anatomy and as such probably knows that a flaccid penis size in no way relates to its erect size.
It was like when I recently visited a urologist for the first time, I was nervous to say the least, the urologist picked up on this and reassured me that I would have nothing that hasn't been seen before on many occasions! Though I did wonder what was going through the urologists mind as I was been intimately examined!
Your wife being a nurse will be very professional when it comes to male patients, but she undoubtedly will have thoughts about some she sees. I would be more worried if she were coming home daily and mentioning penises she'd seen!
You are not small by any means. I am sure your wife will see a few flaccid penises that are bigger than yours, but she will also see many more that are smaller. Like Red said, she will also know about showers and growers.
I have the opposite problem, nurses seeing me flaccid and not knowing I am a grower.
My wife has just started careing. In this job she showers men so she sees lots of men naked. I've got a micro so she knows how small they can get, but she takes a young girl to train her and to help her and she says she is shocked how small some men are, where my wife doesn't take a lot of notice. Sometimes she asks her to wash the parts etc and she will make a comment. She had said to my wife i would never go with a guy that small. My wife said to her i am that small. The young girl said she would love to see it. Well she will have to wait and see. lol
Sounds like you have a great wife! Incidently, years age there used to be a regular poster (female) at this site who was/is a nurse. It's been quite a while, and I can't quite remember her username. She posted quite a few photos of both herself and her hubby who, if memory serves was about 5x5. Did I masturbate to them?... Of course I did!
I hope she makes her comments in private and then gets a lecture on professional ethics, gossip.
[color:green]Would that be me by any chance? [/color]
My wife likes to point out all the penises that are bigger than mine when we are at any nude beach. I am always the smallest.
and does she take good care of it for you?
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I was a nursing student and I did a week of shadowing a nurse preceptor at an STD clinic in inner city Detroit. Needless to say it was a pretty eye opening experience. I would stand behind the nurse as she examined each patient, which required the guys to drop their pants and underwear to about mid thigh and then we would examine their genitals for up to a minute and look for any signs of disease. The nurse was African American and had been working there for years. She seemed indifferent to the variance in shapes and sizes. I tried to stay as professional as possible but could picture the wide eyed response I was having to some of the larger men. She had me examine one towards the end of my first day. She may have done it on purpose to mess with me but this guy resembled a horse. Haha. My hand was shaking as I lifted his urethra to examine the testicles. He felt so heavy compared to my boyfriend. I was definitely blushing and I know that he noticed. About 90% of the patients were African American and I can safely say that about half of these guys were hung like rhinos. The biggest had to be at least 8 inches long and completely soft. It was seriously about twice the length and girth of my bf's erect penis. Lol.
Im just shareing my experience and what to your guys.
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