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Well AH,
Like the title says, what do nurses/doctors do when patients get a boner during bathing/examinations etc...?
I came across (pun-5 ) a post on the site www.healthcaremagic.com by this guy who had an unfortunate incident
And i quote...
"help. I just had a physical exam and i new from the begining that i was going to get an erection but tried my best to fight it and failed. (and this is all while the nurse is prepping me before the doctor came in). When the doctor came in and checked my penis and testicles i went to full mass. I was so embarrassed but then when i had the prostate exam i ejaculated all over the counter i was bending over. Needless to say i can never show my face in there again. Has this ever happened to anyone? Soon as i felt that "feeling" that i was close, i tried my best to think of just about anything that would prevent me from exploding but when i clamped down on my sphincter, it made things worse and i shot my load off. I was so embarrassed that i could barely breath. -and i clamped down while his fingers were in me, which resulted in a very forceful pressure against my prostate and you can figure out what happened then"
He doesn't exactly say what the doctor/nurse did or said after it happened but my god, can you just imagine the humiliation........ and the hilarity ?
I read this 20 minutes ago and im still laughing.
Seriously though, what do doctors/nurses do to try and prevent this happening, im genuinely intrigued!
Any nurses/doctors out there who have an answer to this?
Well AH,
Like the title says, what do nurses/doctors do when patients get a boner during bathing/examinations etc...?
Get the spoon out and tap them like a hard boiled egg
They just act natural and later tell their partner all about it later in the "how was work hun" conversation
Thankfully I have never come across a patient with a boner.
Thankfully I have never come across a patient with a boner.
I have a few nurse friends and you'd be surprised at how many people actually think it is part of their duties to "relieve" a patient when they get a hard on. :pac:
Thankfully I have never come across a patient with a boner.
No.
Don't throw yourself down those stairs starbelgrade, it's just not worth it now.
Well if pornos have taught me anything about life (and they have) is that the nurse would probably look shocked before horsing it down her throat while furiously masturbating.
Then, presumably, she'd break out the enema kit and 4 gallons of milk.
i broke both my arms on purpose to see if the nurse would 'help me out' when i got a stiffy..........
i found out alright, a filipino male nurse 'helped me out'
*crawls back upstairs to the missus, third leg in hand*
If the internet has taught me anything, it is this.
They often call a second nurse in to help.
OP here - cheers for the jokes folks
So has this genuinely ever happened to anyone ye know? Doctor/Nurse or patient?
Get the spoon out and tap them like a hard boiled egg
Leave the fantasies where they belong - in your head OP.
OP here - cheers for the jokes folks
So has this genuinely ever happened to anyone ye know? Doctor/Nurse or patient?
They flick the guys balls to make him lose the erection. I saw it on the internets
It was quite common in hospitals for the porters ( pre-op ) to be called upon to shave the male patients down there so unintended erections were usually in the minority .
Remember those stiffy's you'd get in school. Staring at a hot teachers arse all class. I bet she knew too. Ah the memories.
/wipes tear
they shave off a patch of hair and prod it with a stun gun!!!
Most of my female work colleagues have experienced it at some point. Nothing to get excited over really
Remember those stiffy's you'd get in school. Staring at a hot teachers arse all class. I bet she knew too. Ah the memories.
/wipes tear
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That would be something really really hard to ignore. But I beleive if the male patient has an erection , it would be due them touching his genitals which would be a case of something wrong down there. If I am right , I beleive it would be more of an aversion of that were to happen. Like those movies from Piranhas, you have a good scene going on between the guy and the girl and poof a piranha comes on and bites of his dick. Instant mood killer? I think it works the same way to see an abnormal, sick, bloody, gore, body having an erection.
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Haha I don't mind. It's kinda a compliment. But if they try to touch me shit hits then fan. I remember a guy who grabbed my shirt and tried to feel me up. Security came in and it was wild.
Since the situation will be professional and serious.. they shouldn't feel different or awkward.
Acting professsional while gigling on the inside
I'm s nurse. Obviously not female, but seeing as 80% of my coworkers are I can give some insight. Like 99% just roll their eyes and get on with it (Most of those patients are delirious anyway). A fee either blush a little or are grossed out a little. (An erection while being straight cath'd (tube up the urethra) really?) We're professionals. We see the shit most people don't even realize is happening. We have bigger issues to deal with
As someone who has had a catheter put in while being in the hospital (pain killers made me unable to urinate for some reason). I would just like to say that this feeling is most unpleasant and should in no way or form encourage an erection.
omg! I would feel so insanely embarrassed if that happened! It would take at least hours after leaving to get over it! I’m wondering how the nurses would want the guys to react. An apology? lol ^_^;
Act professionally know its bit awakard but its nit intensional so you should act profesionnaly
Lol I'm sure they're desensitized to it. I use to want to be a nurse but I never thought of that situation or having to clean patients. I just couldn't handle the sight of drawing blood!
They have to act professional. It goes with the job.
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We live in a time that is different than any time that any of us have ever lived in the past. Although it is true that times change as we move forward, we now live in a time of pandemic and the new norm is different than the old normal. One of the things that has changed is the fact that we all wear masks and it can be difficult to communicate properly when we are wearing them. It’s frustrating in real life but in the following joke, it leads to a very funny and intimate situation.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
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We live in a time that is different than any time that any of us have ever lived in the past. Although it is true that times change as we move forward, we now live in a time of pandemic and the new norm is different than the old normal. One of the things that has changed is the fact that we all wear masks and it can be difficult to communicate properly when we are wearing them. It’s frustrating in real life but in the following joke, it leads to a very funny and intimate situation.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
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