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You'll never look at Barbie feet the same...
Omfg this list is too funny ๐ at this point, this list should include: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ๐๐๐๐
My girlfriend got mad when I got rid of the hot tub. There was this one jet... let's just say she liked that jet. She tried all 24 of them but that one was really special.
And here I thought that it was the warm soothing water that relieved all her tension.
i remember masturbating for the first time when i was 5; iโm one of those women who can cum from crossing her legs and squeezing - i think it puts enough pressure on the whole clitoris (internal and external) to cause an orgasm
Having never been a boy, I had no idea about all the weird shit boys do to get off. Even though I had a big brother, I wasnโt privy to the vast array of strange self-satisfying tools and tricks teenage boys have up their sleeves. That is, until I met my husband and he told me a hilarious story about why he loved climbing the pole at school.
โAt first,โ he explained, โI just climbed because I liked to see how fast I could get to the top. But one day when I climbed something weird happened. It felt really good. Like, so good I would make sure to climb that pole every morning and every lunch.โ
Even as my own sons grew, I didnโt understand just how resourceful boys could be, until I questioned my then-12-year-old about why he had a giant box of condoms in his bedroom.
His hesitation should have been my first clue.
โWell, umm,โ he said. โI use them to, uh, you knowโฆโ
โTo what?โ I asked. I had no idea what he was trying to say.
โOh. Oh, well, OK,โ was all I managed to say.
A week later, while out for drinks with my girlfriends, who also had teen boys, I asked if that was normal.
โI donโt know about condoms,โ my friend Tammy said, โbut I found out my son Charlie was using socks.โ
โSocks?โ I had never heard of boys sexualizing slippers.
โYeah, socks. Your boys donโt do that?โ Tammy asked. โWell, Charlie does. I swear I wonโt even touch his laundry anymore. All it took was one time grabbing a sock that was hard as a rock and I was done. It was nasty!โ
Learning about socks, and laughing my ass off watching the Bridesmaids scene where a mom describes cracking her sonโs comforter, made me curious about what other means boys employ to get their (pun intended) socks off.
Naturally, I first turned to my husband and sons to learn more. I was in for a surprise with their answers.
Like machine gun fire, my eldest son listed his favorite masturbation props.
โLetโs see, thereโs good old wadded-up toilet paper, towels, even shirts. Heck, Iโll use dirty laundry if itโs there. Whatever is within reach, really,โ he shared. As he spoke, my younger son nodded his head emphatically.
โAnything else?โ I asked. I was all business. Hey, who was I to judge? As a teen, Iโd had an amorous moment or two with my favorite bottle of perfume, Loveโs Baby Soft, which, if anyone remembers, was totally shaped like a dildo.
โOK, donโt laugh, but one time I put my penis in the vacuum hose,โ my youngest said.
โWhile it was on?โ I asked. Iโd lost my deadpan expression the moment I picture my son losing his penis in a vacuuming accident.
โYeah, but it was on low, donโt worry,โ he reassured me. โIt didnโt feel that good, so I only did it once.โ
โOh, what about paper towel rolls?โ my oldest added. โAnd that time I used the cantaloupe?โ
Even my husband was shocked at the cantaloupe revelation. Fruit. Really? I thought that was only a thing women in prison did.
โAnd the trash can,โ my youngest said. Was nothing sacred?
By the end of our conversation, I had the idea that my sons, and probably all teenage boys, used anything and everything at their disposal to masturbate.
With my curiosity quelled, I had to wonder if my quest for knowledge was a worthy endeavor. Honestly, Iโll probably never look at a cantaloupe the same way again, but I am grateful I had this awkward, yet illuminating, discussion with my kids.
They felt confident enough to be real, knowing full well I would write this information and share it with the world. It may seem like too much for some parents, but talks like these let me know that my sons can truly be open with me about any subject, no matter how uncomfortable. Like, penis-in-a-vacuum uncomfortable. Ouch.
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