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If Maria Bamford isn't a comic for everyone, don't be everyone.
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Craig Hlavaty
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Some people follow pro athletes and musicians on Twitter. Some people follow porn stars. Like we do. They lead interesting lives, with their careers running relatively short, dealing with high public and moral scrutiny, all the while trying to sell themselves and their products--video and otherwise.
Women in porn don't have extremely long careers. Guys can pretty much act as long as they can, you know, perform on camera adequately. Girls have to keep up their looks as long as possible: hair, implants, tattoos, whatever happens to be the draw of the day. You can fake everything else.
Both sides of the porn debate get called out for being immoral and evil, or even ugly, on Twitter. Followers will routinely castigate an actress for being in porn, leading to the actress in question to go on a long screed of updates explaining that they're proud of what they do, have no shame, etc. You get the idea. This happens at least once a week, from what we can surmise, to some of the most popular ones.
What's funny is when their daily family lives and their shilling lives intersect. Jesse Jane will tweet about taking her kids to school or having dinner with friends, and an hour later post details about her own signature Fleshlight you can order. If don't know what a Fleshlight is, here's a link . You're welcome.
The younger, more open, porn-star girls will constantly post candid, naked pics of themselves every few hours. It's always a pleasure to see someone's naked Twitpic right below a personal friend of yours tweeting about how their feet hurt from running, or a foodie posting pics of the sushi they just ordered, or a pregnant lady giving morning-sickness color commentary.
Overall you realize their lives are just like anybody else's, except they probably wax more things than you. Some are unrepentant shills, while others actually reach out to their followers--sometimes literally. One star, Bree Olson , even tweets where she is and where you can find her to have sex with her ... but this was months back. Sadly, our flight was delayed out of Bush that day.
Here are our favorites. Follow along ...
We are pretty sure that Misti Dawn may have put her vagina on Foursquare, but we can't confirm that. It may be her house. She's easily the nerdiest porn star ever, and if she's not filming a movie she seems to be on her Xbox. Even some of our most geeked-out Twitter friends don't talk about gaming this much.
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Maria Bamford, one of the defining voices of her generation of stand-up comics, has always stood apart from the crowd.
She was the lone female comedian among the influential 2004 Comedians of Comedy tour alongside Patton Oswalt and Zach Galifianakis. She was an early adopter of the Netflix binge watch model with her outstanding series Lady Dynamite that was sadly gone too soon. And for many, she was the first mainstream comic to make discussion of mental illness a center piece of her act, alongside voice over artist level character voices and laugh-out-loud one-liners.
While being such an original has earned Bamford respect as one of the best stand-ups touring, she always aims to warn her audience that she’s potentially not everyone’s cup of tea. “I am definitely not a comic for everybody,” she warns with a laugh. “I always tell people YouTube it! YouTube it before you come!”
Luckily, for those in the know, Bamford will be dropping by Comedy Hub Houston at Rockefeller's for two shows on Saturday, October 15.
On discussing heavy topics in her material, Bamford is almost zen in her thinking. “I don’t know, for good or for bad, that’s all I ever really wanted to talk about,” she shares. “I know there are other subjects people want to hear about, but I have no interest in discussing them. And those others are can also be funny, but I just don’t.”
“This is also the clay I’ve been given, which is often mental health experiences. My current act I’m really talking about trying to belong and the various cult memberships I’ve had over the years. I think that’s what I felt most after the quarantine experience that I was so grateful to come back and be part of a group! To be part of a group of any kind was just so lovely. That’s what my new hour is about.”
That impulse to keep connecting appears to have been a driving force for how she dealt with her time away from the traditional stage during the pandemic. Before comedy at home became the norm, Bamford was ahead of the curve, releasing the Special Special Special in 2012 in a living room with only her parents as her only audience members.
For the 52-year-old joke teller, quarantine had it’s upsides. “I’m introverted anyway, so I was delighted,” she says earnestly. “The more I don’t have to go out and see people anyway. My act is more theatrical anyway. I can perform it without needing a ton of interaction. But of course, you miss hearing laughs. That was beautiful and every time I did a show it was just an elation to feel that as you could hear people laughing in person. Obviously, there were terrible things about the time, but that was one of the positives. People still did support live shows, even if they were just online.”
The pandemic even offered the former Arrested Development star a few high water marks for her career, as well as unique challenges to idea of what an evening of comedy even is. “The interesting thing was I did my bigger show ever online, it was 2500 people come to a show, because it was worldwide,” she explains. “I had another show which was a benefit which was for women who are unhoused in Los Angeles, and I just stayed online with everyone for 24 hours and I just went to sleep. And anyone who was feeling lonely... it wasn’t creepy or anything! My husband, he slept for a little while, but really couldn’t with all the people watching him. So I think that was an opportunity to connect with people in a different way.”
Getting back to in person shows was not without struggle. The laughter returning might be a plus, but masking remains a thought process. “I think people are really excited and happy to be out,” Bamford begins. “But I don’t know, I talk a lot about mental health in my act, so maybe people who might be more anxious are wearing masks. Also, for genuine health reasons. Somehow, I don’t wear a mask, but I’m sure that’s a good idea. I know it’s a good idea. It’s really only been positive and a lot of fun.”
While being online has the advantage of expanding her reaching and documenting her past successes, there’s also the appeal of getting back to in person performing for crowds in them moment. “There are so many beautiful things being made every few seconds, I think it’s ok to let a few things go into the ether,” she says, monastically. “It’s good for the ego to have things disappear. I mean, I don’t know. I’m also not a super famous person, I don’t think I’m making changes at a grass roots level for anybody. Might want to keep track of what some other people are doing, Roy Wood Jr! Write down what he’s doing, he’s great.”
On the subject of who are the comics who make her laugh, Bamford offers an even-handed appraisal. “Mostly I get to see people who have just moved to LA,” she explains. “There are just incredible people who are still in their first five, seven, ten years of doing comedy who are magnificent who aren’t quite known to the general public yet. I feel so honored and lucky to see them. I don’t always see headliners since I’m usually working those nights too. But I know whenever I see someone, a professional, I say. ‘Oh My God, they are doing beautiful work.’ Who was I watching? My friend Jackie Kashian is a favorite, I love watching her. Laurie Kilmartin, and I just saw Yamaneika Saunders and Howie Mandel - it’s like whatever comedians I just worked with recently I’m like: Oh My God, you are so good. I don’t know why it is always a surprise, but it is. There’s something about seeing something live where you were like, I had no idea!”
Happily, Maria Bamford will be live too and a tough show to miss.
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