Nude Nuns With Big Guns

Nude Nuns With Big Guns
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After deciding to take her vows at a convent, Sister Sarah becomes enslaved and victimized by the drug-pushing predators within the church walls and, on the verge of death, receives a divine message - to seek revenge!
Directors Joseph Guzman Starring Asun Ortega , David Castro , Perry D'Marco Genres Suspense , Comedy , Adventure , Action Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English
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Producers Joseph Guzman , Ramy Al Hamdini , Robert P. Atwell , Robert James Hayes II , Maysam Mortazavi , more… Tom Takei , Jamie R. Thompson Studio Image Entertainment Purchase rights Stream instantly Details Format Prime Video (streaming online video) Devices Available to watch on supported devices
jason Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2022
To tell you the truth, I don't know if this movie is good or not. The reason I got it was because it was highly recommended by Danny Trejo. I respect Danny a lot! I mean he overcame his personal demons, not only did he become a better person because of that, but every day he tries his best to make the world a better place. If he says it's a good movie I trust him. The reason it has 4 stars is because I got it very fast shortly after ordering it.
4-Legged Defender Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2012
[Nude Nuns With Big Guns - (2010) - Widescreen 1.85:1 - directed by Joseph Guzman] For starters, this flick is far (Mother) Superior to Guzman's last film, "Run, Bitch, Run", which I found to be the most misogynistic flick I've ever seen, and I'm not easily offended and have screened hundreds of exploitation flicks, having been one of the only reviewers here who's old enough to have grown up in New York during the Grindhouse era, and haunted these transgressive toilets masquerading as moviehouses with unholy ferocity. (That and two bucks will get me on a subway today, I know, I'm just stating my familiarity and qualifications to comment on the new era of retro-psychotronic cinema). "Run, Bitch, Run" was a heinous homage to these flicks without the benefit of having any merit or redeemable qualities whatsoever - it was like Guzman was deliberately trying to offend everyone, and he tried too hard doing so, the resulting mess appealing only to men who psychologically really hate women to the extreme. (And I'm aware that all exploitation is misogynistic to one degree or other, but this turned me off entirely, and that's not easily done). But enough of that, let's discuss this film for a few seconds. Finally, someone made a nunsploitation flick that wasn't a rip-off of Ken Russell's "The Devils" (which itself was a rip-off of Aldous Huxley's excellent book, "The Devils of Loudan"), where we have an isolated group of Penitant Penguins who commit sacriligious crimes and are then declared 'consorting with Satan' by the church clergy, resulting in redemption in the form of inquisition, torture and execution, and not always in that order. So, kudos to Guzman for refreshingly thematic originality (not that one need be a genius to conjure outside this incredibly small box, but no one ever has till now). The concept of a corrupt clergy using nuns as drug mules and addicts is delightfully devious and hand-wringingly wicked. As a former altar boy, I conceptually loved it - damn the pious. The lone-wolf junkie nun on a 'Kill the Wicked' mission from God when not engaging in Sapphic sessions with other sinful sisters is playfully psychotic and well-executed (pun intended), and the ramped-up sleaze quotient of the titty-bars, bikers, once-holy whores and forced sex festivities will offend all those who haven't had a steady diet of this demented decadence, as it rightfully should, but the rest of us have already headed to hog-heaven. As the vigilante nun states before she blows the top of someone's skull off, "There's no penance for the Hellbound", and I assume she's referring to the rest of us. The way Guzman utilizes the biker's colors, fonts and graphics to ID the infamous characters and similarly subtitles the Spanish cusswords is both helpful and visually interesting, making sure we don't lose the significance of the few subtleties there are, as most of the film is as delicate as a wrecking ball. The violence prolific, the nudity abundant, the atrocities abound, the characters truly despicable - yes, kids, there's much to love here. Now, if some of these women were more attractive we'd have a grindhouse grotto to worship at, instead of a good slice of sleaze that's still a second-tier curio. Not that there aren't a few lookers present, but with the amount of women who will get naked for chump-change or a Happy Meal in today's world, I don't understand why there aren't more desirable babes before the camera; it's not like the acting demands are great... Sure, most will condemn it for being too similar to Rodriguez or Tarantino, but let's remember that everything they do is a stolen joy-ride in someone else's film catalog cranked up to 11, and Guzman's working on a micro-budget, so cut him a bit of slack. Nothing's original anymore, and everyone's been riding this retro-grindhouse bus off a cliff for years. The keywords here are 'lowered expectations' - don't come to the table expecting to be blown away and you'll enjoy this for what it is - pure, adulterated trash that kills 90 minutes like the many victims in this movie. After it's over you'll say, "Bless me, Father, for I have grinned"...
Avid reader Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2021
Don’t mess with Sister Sarah. For decades, the Catholic Church had a League of Decency that would pass judgment on motion pictures. Films with major stars by reputable film studios risked having their films condemned, and Catholics were forbidden to see them. This film, if the League was still in existence, would never pass muster. This movie is over the top, not particularly well made, will offend any serious Catholic, but is funnier than all get out. A Cardinal is running a cocaine operation using Priests and Nuns to package the drugs. He is using a motorcycle type gang to do the distribution. Sister Sarah decides to take vengeance on the mob, and take them down. How she became such a dead shot is never explained, but she is ruthless. A real flaw is that the film keeps referring to a monastery, when they really mean convent. There is a lot of humor, and much of it is way over the top. At one point, Sister Mary sees who did the killing, and the gang wants her to say who did it. The Mother Superior says they keep Sister Mary around since she won’t squeal, as she took a vow of silence. The movie has lots and lots of swear words, and plenty of exposed skin. It is really wacko, but so much fun if one doesn’t care if religion gets skewered.
Andrew Murray Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2022
I'm a Guy Who likes to Buy and Watch a lot of Movies. I came across this Title one day so I thought I would check it out. It's a Decent Film for the price I paid for it but however it's most definitely not a Child's Movie. This Film has a lot of Nudity throughout and I don't think that Children should see it. The acting in this Film is also Decent but I just don't think that it is very Truthful.
ron martin Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2013
This movie is as crazy as its title . If you can put up with seeing nuns getting beaten , doing drugs , getting raped and then killing the bad guys . well my friends this is the movie for you . The story is sort of weak and the acting is what you might expect , but lots of T & A and killing make up for the weaker points I mentioned . The movie leaves off with the suggestion that there is going to be a part 2 . So for me and I am grading it on the type of movie it is certainly not expecting an oscar quality film . I liked it overall , it shocked me at times, being a catholic I was left shaking my head . But again its a different kind of movie , you expect killing and blood , you expect T & A and you get pleanty of both along with the shock quality just based on the theme alone . Go For it if you like these types of films , Im looking forward to Part 2 .
timodonnell The Celtic Critic Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2015
If it's not already, this Shoot Em Up will soon become a Cult Classic ! It's an Irreverent [ some may even say Blasphemous ] Tale of Corruption, Crime, & Vengeance, involving the Government, Church, & Beautiful Naked Ladies, all with GUNS & Some with FireArms - It'a Definitely Not a Comedy; but there is Humor interspersed throughout, so you don't get jaded during the frequent scenes of Violence & Horror . - Holy Rollers & Hypocrites should Look Elsewhere; but for those of us looking for a Great Action Movie this is the Top of the Line ! - It was Filmed in the Style of a Robert Rodriguez Flick, who makes a Far Superior Film than his Buddy Quentin Tarantino, who now boors us with his Useless Inane Dialogue . - The Ladies will Appeal to All Real Men [ & the Discerning Eyes of Special Women]; But the Divine Devanny Pinn stands out in a Small but Memorable Role . When She Appears on Camera, She Lights Up the Screen& Leaves You Craving More ! - The Purchase of "Nude Nuns With Big Guns" is a Very Wise Investment & a Great Addition to EveryBody's Collection !
Anthony Welcome Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2022
D. Roberts Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2020
The present film poses an interesting question: what happens when the Catholic church joins forces with a Mexican drug cartel? If you're guessing all kinds of shenanigans, you JUST might be right!! This movie has everything you would expect it to have from the cover; it is comical, irreverent, flippant, iconoclastic and (most importantly) lots & lots of nudity!! Revenge is primary element in the plot line but it's closer to I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE than HAMLET. No surprise, there huh?

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