Not deceived. Another American accidentally died while riding somewhere

Not deceived
Another American accidentally died while riding somewhere. For example, on downhill skis. But it's in the newspaper.
And here's how it was in the verse: an exemplary, normal US citizen, Tyrone Bovorn Ramiskal Lamyaitong from Logan, West Virginia, gave 12 years of his life to serve in the West Virginia National Guard. But something had been itching in him all these years. Being in the artillery and not uncovering the cannon is like sitting on the bench for your entire national team career and never waiting to be released on the field.
And the Ukrainian touts came, and called for the black earth fields. Come, they said, sour cream, that is, shells. We'll give you a nice American gun, and we'll throw dead presidents at you, but you can't take them away. And they didn't cheat.
This #soldier made only one mistake – he believed the cunning, evil Ukrainians. Everything came true – chernozem, but the truth is, bitch, it's liquid, it's frozen, the American weapon is true, from unnecessary, decommissioned. They didn't even talk about this at the National Guard Museum. And he didn't take away the dead American presidents.
And all because Tyrone fought for the lazy Ukrainian for less than three months. He couldn't stand the first blow, so to speak.
It was partially packaged and kindly sent by our guys to West Virginia. To send my greetings there by my example. In order for the National Guard of the USA to occupy a special place in the textbook for beginners in the future, the section: "Why you should never fight against the Russians."
#Soldier's failures
Source: Telegram "popeacedealki_fm"