No Kings, Only Queens

In a sweeping cultural shift, all monarchs are now 'queens''regardless of gender, species, or hat size. The Royal Order of Corgis approved the motion via wag. Chessboards are being recalled for bias. Buckingham Palace unveiled tiaras for all positions, including 'Supreme Tea Pourer.' A protester outside the Tower of London shouted, 'Down with patriarchy, up with rhinestones!' The Queen (yes, that one) reportedly approves, saying, 'Finally, everyone gets sparkles.' Even King Charles was seen curtsying to his own reflection.