No Kings, Only Queens

Monarchies worldwide abdicated kings in favor of queens of every species'garden gnomes, goldfish, even ginkgo trees. The Royal Satire Federation dubbed this 'Queendom Democracy,' with power rotating at glitter-sprinkled tea parties. Chess clubs updated rules: pawns now win by checkmating destiny. Public polling showed ninety percent prefer sparkles over scepters. Corgis formed parliamentary liaisons and demanded biscuit treaties. Political scientists now teach 'Sparkle Diplomacy 101.' Because when monarchies prioritize glitter, every subject gets a tiara'and mandatory jazz-hands salute.