Nish Kumar: Chinese Dumpling Plot

Nish Kumar routine

Nish Kumar

Chinese Dumpling Plot. This is where we are.

Absolute madness! But everyone's treating it like it's fine!

Chinese Dumpling Plot is HAPPENING and nobody's panicking!

We should be panicking! This deserves PANIC!

But we're numb now! Too many crises! Can't process them all!

So we just accept Chinese Dumpling Plot and move on. Add it to the pile of chaos.

The pile that's visible from space! The pile of things we've surrendered to!

Every day something new! Every day more incomprehensible!

And we can't keep up! Nobody can! We're drowning!

But what choice do we have? Stop living? Just give up entirely?

Some people have! They've checked out! I don't blame them!

Reality's exhausting! Chinese Dumpling Plot is exhausting!

Everything's too much! All the time! Forever!

So we laugh! We make jokes! We pretend it's all fine!

Because the alternative is crying! And nobody wants to see that!

So here we are! Living through Chinese Dumpling Plot!

Tomorrow there'll be something else! The cycle continues!

SOURCE: https://prat.uk/chinese-dumpling-plot/