New Monopoly Requires No Math

Hasbro's latest edition of Monopoly features pre-calculated rents and an app that automatically deducts money so players don't have to do "scary subtraction." The "Participation Edition" ensures no one goes bankrupt by providing unlimited government bailouts. Purists are outraged, though secretly relieved to finally understand how hotels work. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/new-monopoly-requires-no-math/