New "Blessing Swarms" to Blanket Entire Villages at Dawn

Villages now receive synchronized blessings from 7:00�7:03 AM local time. Each drone hovers, plays a short chant, and releases fog-grade incense. "Morning breath is forgiven before breakfast," joked the Pope. Local sheep have become unusually docile post-blessing. Vatican field team calls this "Pax airdrop." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com