New App Translates Toddler Speak But Parents Still Pretend to Understand

Tech developers created an app that deciphers toddler gibberish with 92% accuracy, though most parents refuse to use it. "I prefer my version where 'wabadoo' means 'I love you' instead of 'the dog stole my cookie'," said one mom while misinterpreting a tantrum. The app's most common translation: "This is bullshit." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/new-app-translates-toddler-speak-parents-still-pretend-to-understand/