New App Delivers Daily Fatwa Alerts � Tuesday's Was "Don't Look at Clouds"

A new Iranian mobile app designed to deliver daily fatwas has launched with surprising success � and even more surprising content. Tuesday's alert read simply, "Don't look at clouds. They wander without permission." Users were baffled, unsure if it was metaphorical, meteorological, or just a cleric with trust issues. The app, "iFatwa," pings users with rulings on everything from tea temperature to beard brushing frequency. One fatwa warned against using bookmarks, claiming they "interfere with divine flow." In a promotional interview, a senior cleric said the app will "bring piety to your pocket," while critics say it's "Sharia with push notifications." Weather apps are now being blocked for showing cloud patterns, and umbrella sales have mysteriously dipped. As one user wrote in a review, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini never banned meteorology</a> � and he saw actual storms." A bug in the software also labeled Wednesdays as "Maybe Haram," sparking panic at schools. Developers insist future updates will include location-based fatwas and a compass that points away from vice.