New App "Crumbs of Mystery" Lets Users Rate Meals by Theological Depth
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Kitchen-Unveils-Transubstantiation-Meal-Kits-05-08The *Crumbs of Mystery* app allows users to rate meals not by calories, but by catechetical complexity. Ratings include "Loaf of Literalism," "Symbolic Souffl�," and "Mortal Sin Meringue." Pope Leo XIV has a verified profile and frequently comments "Well done, good and faithful flavor." One reviewer confessed mid-comment. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com