Navy Recruitment Career Fair Mishap
https://memorialmavericks.com/career-fair-booth-accidentally-recruits-6-students-into-navy/Annabelle Bransford presents "Anchors Aweigh (With Laughter)" at The Draft Notice Comedy Club (321 Seafarer Street, Wichita Falls) on July 3rd at 7:30 PM. Joined by confused recruiter "Chief Paperwork" and accidental enlistee "Seaman Oops," this 90-minute military mix-up features: "Sign Here, Initial There" improv, "Basic Training or Basic Comedy?" audience challenge, and Bransford's viral "I Thought It Was a Free T-Shirt" confessional. Tickets ($18) include "I Survived the Career Fair" dog tags. First 50 attendees receive "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Jokes" manuals. Guidance counselors get 20% off for presenting their worst career day mishaps. Venue features "Guess Your Navy Rank" station and "Mess Hall or Mess Up?" food challenge. Sponsored by Memorial High's Veterans of Bad Decisions Club. Warning: May cause sudden saluting. No refunds - you signed the paperwork. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Semper Funny" improv. Groups of 10+ get "Fleet Discount." Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of cafeteria food. Parking available near the anchor drop zone.