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Christmas is the Christian festival celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed on 25th December every year. This festival is celebrated as a religious and artistic celebration among a billions number of people around the globe.
On this great day, various activities like praying, dinner party, dancing, exchanging gifts, and Christmas Wishes or quotes to take place to share enjoyment and fun. At Christmas , everyone tries to give away happiness and hope to others.
It’s that time of year when you enjoy this lovely festival with your friends and family. But the best most common way to stretch out happiness, enjoyment, and joy is to send sexy and naughty Christmas quotes with your loved one.
To fill with light your spirits and to lend you a laugh when you need it the most, we’ve put together the best naughty and sexy Christmas quotes . These naughty and Sexy Christmas quotes to express your love in a funny, sexy, and naughty way. I hope these quotes are very joyful to you.
Dear Santa… Before I explain, how much do you know already?
The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. OK, most of the time. Once in a while. F#ck it. I’ll buy my own shit.
When I think of you… I touch my elf.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas
Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count?
Dear Santa. I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty and it was worth it!
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year?
I checked the list twice and you’ve definitely been naughty.
A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, “All I need now is you.”
Wish you were coming down the chimney tonight.
Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or…
Here’s a picture of me so you can show Santa exactly what you want for Christmas.
Baby, it’s cold outside… let’s warm each other up?
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Are you Jewish? We can celebrate for eight nights.
Can you come over… and bring Santa’s little helper with you?
You light me up like a Christmas tree.
Won’t you come to jingle my bells?’
You make me scream, ‘O Holy Night.’
You didn’t make the naughty list? There’s still time.
If I say I’m Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me?
My favorite thing about the holidays is wrapping presents… and wrapping up. #safesexx
Santa comes on Christmas Eve but why should we wait that long?
The Christmas tree won’t be the only thing with an angel on top of it this year.
Who cares if you’re on the naughty or nice list, as long as you’re on my to-do list?
I can promise you it won’t be a silent night if you come over.
I bet Santa isn’t the only one with a sack of goodies.
I’ve always wanted to see the North Pole.
I just can’t figure out where I should hang my wreath. Any ideas?
Santa says the best toys run on batteries.
Let’s be naughty together and save Santa the trip.
Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list?
I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree.
1. “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” — How the Grinch Stole Christmas
2. “It was an ugly tree anyway.” — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
3. “I didn’t come here to make an impression on anybody, I just came here to blow every last cent I had.” — Last Holiday
4. “You did it! Congratulations! ‘World’s Best Cup of Coffee.’ Great job, everybody.” — Elf
5. “The secret of life is butter.” — Last Holiday
6. “That’s all part of the experience, honey.” — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
7. “Who are you, and what are you doing in my palace?” — A Christmas Prince
8. “It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.” — Elf
9. “I need some peace and quiet…or whatever it is people go away for.” — The Holiday
10. “Some people are worth melting for. Just maybe not right this second.” — Frozen
11. “Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale.” — Home Alone
12. “Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?” — The Santa Clause
13. “I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” — Elf
14. “Happy birthday!” — Frosty the Snowman
15. “We’ve been given our parts in the nativity play. And I’m the lobster.” — Love Actually
16. “Thanks, but I’m seeing someone in wrapping.” — The Santa Clause
17. “Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?” — Home Alone
18. “Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it.” — How the Grinch Stole Christmas
19. “Well, like I said, Most Interesting Girl Award.” — The Holiday
20. “Oh, I love it. It’s so cute. It like a little baby unicorn.” — Frozen
21. “HELP ME.. I’m feeling!” — How the Grinch Stole Christmas
22. “What happened to the hickory honey ham?” — Christmas with the Kranks
23. “He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times.” — Elf
24. “Whoa, you really don’t know anything about love, do you?” — Frozen
25. “I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.” — Elf
26. “We’re your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.” — The Santa Clause
“J “No animal or man can scream like I can.” — Jack Skellington
“What’s this? What’s this?” — Jack Skellington
“Well, well, well. What have we here?” — Oogie Boogie
“I might just spit a seam now if I don’t die laughing first!” — Oogie Boogie
“The worst is just around the bend.” — Sally
“Nothing’s more suspicious than frog’s breath!” — Dr. Finkelstein
“I had the most terrible vision.” — Sally
“But it seems wrong to me. Very wrong.” — Sally
“I sense there’s something in the wind. That feels like tragedy’s at hand.” — Sally
“Since I am dead I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations.” — Jack Skellington
“Did anyone think to dredge the lake?” — Mayor
“You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’! I can’t believe my ears! Would someone shut this fella up? I’m drowning in my tears!” — Oogie Boogie
“Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King.” — Corpses
“This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.” — Pumpkins
“I am the ‘who’ when you call, ‘Who’s there?'” — Ghoul
“Life’s no fun without a good scare.” — Child Trio
“Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones, that calls out for something unknown.” — Jack Skellington
ust because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” — Jack Skellington
“For it is plain, as anyone can see. We’re simply meant to be.” — Jack and Sally
“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Mayor
“I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.” — Oogie Boogie
“Leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this!” — Jack Skellington
“I’m a master of fright, and a demon of light, and I’ll scare you right out of your pants.” — Jack Skellington
“I am the Pumpkin King.” — Jack Skellington
“Come with us and you will see, this, our town of Halloween” — Shadows
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” — Mr. Hyde
“Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.” — Witches
“That’s twice this month you’ve slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.” — Dr. Finkelstein
“Nice work, Bone Daddy!” — Sax Player
“This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” — Ghosts
Outlined below are sexy quotes for your boyfriend.
Your lips are like honey and your hugs are warmer than the blanket.
Your kisses are like wine, I want to get drunk. I want to feel your scent, taste, and skin tonight and each night we are together.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine, you are my dream.
I love the way you explore my body using your hands and the way you call me your girl.
Butterflies in the stomach? I don’t feel them because when you kiss me, I feel the whole zoo in my body.
I love everything about you. The only thing, which bothers me, is your clothes. Take it off.
The way you look at me, the way you touch me, the way you tease me drives me crazy.
I can’t stop thinking about you. You’re at home in your bed and I am alone in my bed.
One of us is in the wrong place. When I look into your eyes, I feel euphoria, but when you kiss my neck, I taste the paradise.
I’ve always been a modest girl, but when I see you, I want to do bad things with you.
Leave love notes all over your bite marks are the signs I want to get.
It’s been a long day… All I need is your hugs, which you’ll give me in our bed.
I love all facets of your personality, but I should admit that your wild side is my favorite.
We are an ideal couple: a real gentleman and his nasty girl! Thanks for loving me unconditionally.
All I can think about when we are together is about your body on mine.
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