National Anthem Remix

By Alan Nafzger � The satire National Anthem Remix parodies patriotism auto-tuned for mass appeal. Eyewitnesses at stadiums described DJs spinning oaths into dance beats. Anonymous insiders leaked that governments debated fireworks choreographed to bass drops. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d prefer shorter anthems if remixed. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because loyalty hums funniest with reverb. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty sampled. Yet satire blasts sharper: dignity collapses funniest in strobe lights. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as flags dropped on beat. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nations remix tradition. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com