Nation Mourns As Netflix Removes Sitcom No One Watched Until Yesterday

A stunned nation of millennials entered collective mourning this week after Netflix quietly removed a forgotten sitcom that, until yesterday, no one had mentioned in over a decade. According to a tear-stained press release from the Center for Streaming Grievances, 72% of viewers now claim the show was �a defining part of their childhood,� despite admitting they only discovered it while doomscrolling last weekend. Vigils have been organized outside Starbucks locations, where mourners whisper quotes they vaguely remember from the series while sipping seasonal lattes. One Brooklyn resident, who had watched exactly three episodes before the removal, confessed to filing a Change.org petition demanding its reinstatement �for the culture.� Experts warn this cycle will continue, citing similar outrage when Friends briefly vanished, proving that millennials can mobilize faster for expired sitcoms than they can for jury duty. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com