Nation Demands Netflix Remove �Are You Still Watching?�

A leaked survey from the American Institute of Streaming Fatigue reports that 91% of Netflix users find the �Are You Still Watching?� prompt to be �an act of emotional violence.� Respondents described the feature as a �shame-inducing reminder� of their sedentary binges, with one participant comparing it to �a therapist barging into your living room mid�Grey�s Anatomy.� In Chicago, a grassroots movement called �Let Us Rot� staged a sit-in where attendees streamed Bridgerton for 19 hours straight until Netflix automatically logged them out. Psychologists warn that the feature triggers feelings of inadequacy, particularly when viewers have just polished off an entire pizza and two seasons of Selling Sunset. Netflix defended the feature as �a power-saving measure,� but insiders admit it mostly exists to guilt users into actually paying attention to what they�re paying for. For now, binge-watchers remain united in their demand: uninterrupted background noise until death. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com