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1. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
2. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
3. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
4. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
5. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
6. Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
7. Do I have to sign for your package?
8. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
9. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
10. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
11. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
12. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
13. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
14. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
15. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
16. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
17. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
18. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
19. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
20. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
21. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
22. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
23. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
24. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
25. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
26. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
27. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
28. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
29. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
30. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
31. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
32. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
33. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
34. I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
35. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
36. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
37. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
38. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
39. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
40. We were both born without clothes.
41. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
42. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
43. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
44. You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
45. You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
46. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
47. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
48. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
49. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
51. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
52. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
53. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
54. Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
55. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
56. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
57. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
58. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
59. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
60. Let only latex stand between our love.
61. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
62. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
63. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
64. This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
65. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
67. Want to save water by showering together?
68. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
69. Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
70. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
71. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
72. Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
73. I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
74. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
75. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
76. I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
77. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
78. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
79. Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
80. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.
81. So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?
82. Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
83. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
84. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
85. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
86. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
87. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
88. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
89. Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
90. Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
91. Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
92. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
93. I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
94. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
95. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
96. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
97. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
98. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
99. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
100. In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.
101. Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.
102. Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
105. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
106. You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.
107. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
108. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
109. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.
110. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
111. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
112. Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.
113. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
114. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
115. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
116. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.
117. Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
118. Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
119. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
120. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?
121. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
122. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
123. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?
124. Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
125. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
126. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
127. Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
128. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
129. Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest.
130. Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you!
131. Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
132. Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number.
133. Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle.
134. Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
135. Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.
136. Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.
137. How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.
138. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal?
139. If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.
140. If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.
141. Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
142. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
143. Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.
144. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
145. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
146. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
147. Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.
148. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
149. Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?
150. Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
151. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
152. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
153. I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.
154. I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?
155. If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you…Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to woo you.
156. If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
157. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
158. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped.
159. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to be my next boyfriend.
160. Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
161. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
162. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
163. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
By January Nelson
Updated January 21, 2022
When you can’t think of anything clever to say, steal these dirty pick up lines. Whether the other person laughs aloud or rolls their eyes, you are guaranteed to get a strong reaction from them.
By January Nelson
Updated January 21, 2022
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These raunchy, inappropriate, dirty pick up lines probably won’t make anyone fall madly in love with you — but they will definitely earn you a laugh. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new.
Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. You should use these pick up lines at your own risk because anyone who is easily offended probably won’t be happy with hearing them. When that happens, instead of getting laid like you want, you’ll end up with a drink sloshed onto your face.
1. Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
3. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
4. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
5. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
6. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
7. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
8. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
9. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
10. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
11. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
12. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
13. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
14. Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
15. I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
16. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
18. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
20. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
21. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
22. Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
23. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
24. Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
25. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
26. Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
27. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
28. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
29. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
30. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
31. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
32. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
33. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
34. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
35. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
36. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
37. Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
38. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
39. Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
40. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
41. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
42. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
43. If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
44. Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
45. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
46. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
47. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
48. Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
49. Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
50. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
51. I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
52. Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.
53. Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
54. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
55. That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.
56. Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.
57. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
58. Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
59. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
60. You can call me cake, because I’ll go straight to your ass.
61. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
62. Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.
63. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
64. Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.
65. I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
66. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
67. You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
68. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
69. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
70. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
71. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
72. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
73. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
74. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
75. You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
76. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
77. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
78. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
79. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
80. I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
81. Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this dick.
82. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
83. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
84. Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
85. My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
86. Is your name Dora? Because I’ll let you explore this dick.
87. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
88. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
89. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.
90. Let us let only latex stand between our love.
91. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
92. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
93. I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What do you say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?
94. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
95. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
96. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
97. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.
98. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
99. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
100. I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
101. This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
102. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.
103. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
104. I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
105. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
106. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
107. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
108. Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them…
109. I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
110. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
111. I’m an astronaut and my next m
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