Naps as Sacrament Now Tracked by Vatican Smartwear: �PopeWatch REM Edition�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Sacramental-05-08*Tracks grace per nap cycle. Pope Leo XIV�s heart rate averages 55 bpm during sanctified dozing. Clergy compete for weekly �Most Peaceful Friar� badge. App features �Divine Drowsiness� devotionals. Sleep is quantified�and qualified.