Naps as Sacrament Leads to Sacred Architecture Reform: �Cathedrals of Calm�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Sacramental-05-08*Design includes cloud ceilings, quiet kneeling hammocks, and incense aromatherapy vents. Pope Leo XIV breaks ground with golden shovel-shaped pillow. Tourists faint from holiness and featherbeds. Chapel acoustics now rated by snore reverb.