Naps as Sacrament Codified in Canon Law as �Eighth Sacrament, Optional But Encouraged�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Sacramental-05-08*Papal declaration: �No doctrine before dozing.� Bishops now issue doctrinal edits after 20-minute nap windows. Theologians nap mid-symposium for insight. Vatican publishes *Doctrine by Drowsiness*. Grace now comes with REM confirmation.