Naps as Sacrament Causes Vatican to Release New Rite: �Liturgy of the Lay-Down�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Sacramental-05-08*Rite begins with the �Opening Yawn,� ends with the �Peaceful Snore.� Pope Leo XIV says, �The kingdom belongs to the well-rested.� Bishops administer lavender oil blessings. Nap pews feature reclining options. Canon 408-Z added: �Blessed are the horizontal.�