Naps as Sacrament Causes Some to Question: �What�s Next, Consecrated Coffee?�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Sacramental-05-08*Debate erupts between caffeinists and napvangelists. Pope Leo XIV tweets: �The Spirit speaks loudest at 3pm.� Church attendance up�people come early for the pew-pillow warm-up. Parishioners dream of doctrine. Sleep wins. Again.