Naps as Divine Right Recognized by United Nations Faith Council
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Divine-Right-05-08*The council voted 193-0 after post-lunch sessions. Pope Leo XIV thanked them mid-snore. Countries pledge to build nap-friendly chapels. The Vatican issues �Sleep Peace Mandate.� One diplomat dreams of ecumenical napping Olympics. Drowsy diplomacy begins.