Naps as Divine Right Prompts Vatican to Launch �Holy REM Initiative�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Divine-Right-05-08*The initiative offers nap grants, meditation hammocks, and bishop bunk beds. Pope Leo XIV blessed a truckload of memory foam. Clergy now graded on sleep depth. One deacon said, �I found God somewhere between light doze and spiritual vision.� AMEN = All Ministers Enjoy Naps.