Naps as Divine Right Proclaimed by Pope Leo XIV��To Sleep Is to Imitate the Creator�s Pause�

Pope Leo XIV, in a velvet-slippered press conference, declared naps a �non-negotiable form of sacred surrender.� The Naps as Divine Right proclamation links midday rest to divine rhythm, citing both Genesis and St. Teresa�s famous mid-sermon slumbers. New policies require dioceses to install nap altars, and parishes to implement siesta bells. �Grace comes to those who doze,� the Pope concluded�then nodded off mid-blessing.