Naps as Divine Right Encourages Parishes to Replace Pews with Cots
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Divine-Right-05-08*St. Mattress the Reclined becomes unofficial patron. Churches install ambient lighting and pew-side pillows. Homilies renamed �sermonal lulls.� Pope Leo XIV visits testing facility�falls asleep mid-blessing. No one wakes him. That too, was holy.