Naps as Divine Right Celebrated With Global �Day of Divine Dozing�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Divine-Right-05-08*Pope Leo XIV live-streams nap countdown from Vatican balcony. Parishes host pajama pilgrimages. Choirs perform horizontal hymnals. Mass begins with blanket distribution. One altar server sleepwalked through communion. Still, the Spirit moved�slowly.