Naps as Divine Right Causes Black Market for Blessed Blankets
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Naps-a-Divine-Right-05-08*Pope Leo XIV condemns �unlicensed naptism� but praises intent. Swiss Guard cracks down on counterfeit comforters. Blessed fleece becomes currency in seminaries. Sleep becomes a sacrament�and a hustle. The faithful rest, but vigilance is advised.