Napping as Holy Right Results in �Dozing Diocese� Pilot Program
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08*Diocese of Valencia awarded Golden Pillow for Most Restful Clergy. Pope Leo XIV issued indulgences for completed naps. One priest fell asleep mid-homily�parishioners applauded. Weekly nap audits implemented. The spirit is willing, the eyelids heavier.