Napping as Holy Right Prompts Revised Daily Office: �Compline and Collapse�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08*Divine Office updated to reflect �the need for meditative unconsciousness.� Pope Leo XIV dozed during the revision process. Canon law adjusted: priests must nap between Vespers and Netflix. One seminarian�s dream became a hymn. Theology meets REM.