Napping as Holy Right Declared by Pope Leo XIV��Even the Lord Rested on the Seventh Day�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08*Pope Leo XIV formally recognized napping as a sacred practice, calling it �a form of surrender to divine providence through horizontal theology.� The Napping as Holy Right declaration mandates �minimum 20-minute grace naps� for all clergy. Benedictine monks nodded off in applause. New liturgical vestments include built-in pillows. The Pope concluded, �Let there be dreams, and let them be holy.�