Napping as Holy Right Declared Vital for Evangelization��Well-Rested Saints Convert More Souls�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08*St. Joseph now patron of power naps. Pope Leo XIV cites research showing a 32% increase in evangelization post-nap. Door-to-door missionaries equipped with eye masks. One nun converted an insomniac with a whispered bedtime rosary. God bless the snooze.