Napping as Holy Right Celebrated With �Sabbath Sleep-Ins� Across Europe

Napping as Holy Right Celebrated With �Sabbath Sleep-Ins� Across Europe

https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08*

Pope Leo XIV encourages parishes to provide blankets in pews. Sermons shortened to accommodate snoring. Communion distributed with decaf. Vatican introduces �Liturgical Pajamas.� One nun awoke speaking Latin in her sleep. Grace, now unconscious.

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