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Naked Pool Party
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In the summer of '76, Jamie's house is a party house. Her parents, Allen and Betty, have a backyard swimming pool, with an open-air thatched bar and boulders embedded in the tiles, but they don't own swimming suits. When they have pool parties, all the kids -- including Jamie, 14, and her 16-year-old sister, Renee -- wear suits, but the adults are buck naked. When they dance into the night, they bounce all over the place in a variety of embarrassing ways. "Watching a naked adult dance," Jamie decides, "is like watching a 3-D movie without the glasses; a shadow image moves beside the real one."
Jamie will spare you further details. Allen and Betty are free spirits, not to mention frequently stoned ones, and they think nothing of going hiking in Death Valley for three days and leaving their 14-year-old daughter alone at the party house. When the local 17-year-old stud, Flip Jenkins, asks her out, they are equally unconcerned:
"Do I have a curfew?" Jamie asked. "I mean, is there like some time I should tell him he has to have me home?"
"Why would you want a curfew?" Allen asked.
"I don't want one, I just thought you'd want one."
"Why would we want one if you don't want one?" Betty asked.
"I just thought you'd want to keep track of me since I'm going to be with a boy, like, on a real date and all."
"Jesus, Jamie," Allen said, "you're fourteen years old now. You can keep track of yourself."
That's true. She can, as she proves in Jessica Anya Blau's new novel, The Summer of Naked Swim Parties . It just never occurs to Allen and Betty that's not the way Jamie would have it:
There was nothing internal in either of her parents, no alarms or bells or buzzing, that alerted them to the panic their younger daughter felt periodically, like she was an astronaut untethered from the mother ship -- floating without any boundaries against which she could bounce back to home. Untethered, then, Jamie wades into the deep end of that bicentennial summer, her self-absorbed friends, Tammy and Debbie in tow, experimenting with Flip and dealing with a lot of other things that don't come with instructions. Aura readings, for example. Flip and his buddies' obsession with Betty's breasts, and her mom's obsession with her fledging sex life. The arrival of that doggone trampoline.
And Dog Feather, of course. Dog Feather is a Pomo Indian. "Full-blooded," Dog Feather insists. Allen and Betty bring Dog Feather home from Yosemite one weekend and it isn't too long before you can add his name to the list of guys at the party house infatuated with Jamie's mom.
Me, I'm infatuated with Jamie, or at least the way Jessica Anya Blau slowly defines her great, big heart and expanding consciousness. Blau takes the most embarrassing epiphanies of that fateful summer and writes about them with such subtle candor that it makes the readers' legs buckle, much as Jamie's do one summer night out past the eucalyptus trees:
And then, in an instant, Jamie understood why sex was such a big deal; why it made marriages and broke them up again; why most graffiti in public bathrooms was about sex; why Dog Feather read Jugs and loved Betty's breasts; why Allen loved Betty; why Leon hung around the house like a mosquito you couldn't pin down long enough to catch; why Tammy and Debbie thought they were in love; why Flip wanted to do it right then and right there.
Jamie may be untethered as she floats through
, but this reader found himself inexorably tied to her family, her story and the terrifying things that come bouncing her way. I promise you I won't be the only one.
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How to throw a party where everyone gets naked!
The top 10 tips to ensure nude debauchery
1. Drinking Games Drinking games are great because they generally start out with simple drinking rules but as the night progresses and people become more comfortable around each other you can slowly add in nudity rules to the games (e.g. strip poker style β loser removes one item of clothing until everybody ends up naked, kings/circle of death β If you draw a certain card you must remove an item of clothing).
Invite people who you know will be comfortable getting naked in front of others while playing games or having fun. Nudity has a snowball effect. Once a few people start getting naked other people become less self-conscious and will soon follow suit.
Also let the nudity come naturally. Do not try to force it. Ensure that everyone feels comfortable and is having a good time. The nudity should come from fun and games.
3. Keep the lights dim and the heat up
People will be more comfortable with their own nudity around others when the lights are low. If you have a thermostat gradually turn up the heat. No one likes to be cold. The warmer it gets the more natural it will feel to remove clothing.
Jello wrestling is slippery, sexy, fun and turns the art of removing clothes into a sport. As the competition host you will be able to set your own house rules. A popular rule is first to remove their opponents top is the winner!
5. Have a nighttime pool party or hot tub party
When a pool party takes place most people are wearing very minimal clothing to begin with. People often feel more comfortable getting nude under the water as the water slightly distorts vision.
People have a habit of getting outrageous in foam pits and will do many naughty things under the cover of bubbles. Remember that the bubbles wonβt last forever and will eventually pop.
7. Have a water slide jumping castle party
Simple physics tells us that you slide faster when there is less friction. Clothes create friction between you and the slide. Point out this fact to your guests to encourage nudity. Sliding around on a wet jumping castle works just as well and also promotes cheeky horseplay.
The average person would be more comfortable getting naked around a smallish number of drunks who are all participating in the shenanigans rather than a large crowd of randoms .
Start a tradition of a nude activity (e.g. a nude run down the street or a midnight skinny dip). If people feel like it is an ongoing ritual, they will be less likely to want to break the tradition.
Footage of an event like this would be hilarious, however no one wants to be the next nude web sensation. Make sure that no one is filming or taking photos during the night.
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