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Not that anyone wanted to know, but my husband and I walk around naked in front of our kids . But like, don’t worry — it’s totally a normal amount of nudity. I mean, not on purpose — but not not on purpose, either. It wasn’t anything we intentionally set out to do — it just sort of happened and neither of us cared much whether our four children saw us in all our middle-aged glory.
In our house, there’s nothing particularly unusual about people using the bathroom with the door open or streaking through the house naked before or after a shower — or because it’s Tuesday. It’s not like we open the front door naked — or pee with the door open when we have guests over (ah, the pre- COVID days when we could entertain visitors).
We’re not uncivilized or perverts. We’re just really lazy — but I’d appreciate you being nonjudgmental and calling us efficient. With so many children who think that when I’m sitting on the toilet is the perfect time to wheedle candy or extra screen time (or when they were toddlers — a boob), it’s really much easier for everyone involved to not close the bathroom door.
My husband and I didn’t close the bathroom door before we had kids, either. In fact, I think we left the bathroom door open very early on in our relationship, likely killing all the romance if we had any in the first place. No mystery for us!
Truthfully, my husband and I are free with showering and changing in front of our kids because there is no need for shame. I mean, we’re not stepping into the shower and then calling a family meeting — but if our kids walk into the bathroom because they absolutely need to beg for a popsicle for breakfast right that second — they’re going to see us naked.
I want my kids to realize that our bodies are just bodies. That though bodies can be sexual, nakedness isn’t particularly noteworthy. That our bodies are not hypersexualized, its purpose only for sex. That a body is for inhabiting and using to the extent that we can or are able. We are an embodied people.
Plus, it’s good to disillusion our children early. Isn’t it a kindness to shatter any fantasies of perfect and beautiful bodies at 40-something? Their future selves should thank us.
We normalize our bodies and their functions by our sheer nonchalance.
All my kids — except the youngest — have seen my body go through the myriad changes, marvels, and indignities of pregnancy, breastfeeding, and daily living. Seeing our bodies reminds and provides my kids with openings (no pun intended) to ask endless questions about breasts, nipples, penises, tummies, butts, buttholes, vaginas, body hair, and whatever else. In fact, my kids are comfortable asking all the time. Too much, really. Like at Thanksgiving dinner in front of my mother.
Some of our most important discussions about bodies, bodily autonomy, and consent have happened when I was naked.
My children have indulged their fascination with breasts and asked (or just went for it — an ever work-in-progress lesson on consent) to touch or take closer looks. They have seen milk come out of my nipples and even tried to help me hand express breast milk. They love to watch their fingers disappear as they poke into my squishy stomach. They make funny faces with my very wrinkled and striped belly and blow raspberries. They love to grab a hold of my fat and jiggle and laugh and tell me how it’s comfy.
All my kids have seen me empty and insert menstrual cups — my youngest has even crawled in between my legs and looked up to see where the cup went. When my oldest son complained that it’s gross, I reminded him that he’s the one who walked into my bathroom. No one asked for him so he could kindly keep his opinions to himself. I also lectured him about menstruation and how it’s a totally normal bodily function and to get over it already.
I do want to note that though my husband and I are fine with our kids seeing us naked, he and I have very different boundaries. There are certain things my husband finds disrespectful or inappropriate and he will tell our kids to give him privacy or to go away. Whereas I have much looser boundaries and don’t much care at all. After you’ve suffered the ignominy of an entire fleet of doctors and nurses walking through your birthing room while your underparts were on full display (4 separate times!) or when a nice nurse massaged your poop out onto the hospital bed — what’s a little nakedness amongst family?
Will we still be as free with nudity when my children grow older, hit puberty, and adulthood? I guess the timeline is up to them. Once they express being uncomfortable with it, we’ll definitely respect those boundaries.
Personally, I can’t imagine a teenager or adult wanting to see their parents en déshabillé … so maybe by then, my kids will finally leave me to poop in peace.
This article was originally published on 12.2.2020

10:49PM Tuesday, September 6th, 2022
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He‘s happy to walk out of the bathroom without putting any clothes on and she changes in front of him constantly. Am I overthinking it?
What‘s the best way to approach a conversation with your husband and friend about boundaries? My long time best friend and partner have been very close for years, and don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved that we can all spend time together.
She’s recently divorced and I was initially worried about her feeling like a third wheel when she came to visit, but it’s been really comfortable, no issues whatsoever.
The last few months however she‘s been staying with us for a little while during lockdown while she gets back on her feet financially and finds a new place to live, and they’ve become a bit ’too’ comfortable.
He’s happy to walk out of the bathroom after a shower to his room without putting any clothes on, and she changes in front of him constantly when doing laundry.
They joke a lot about how they consider each other like siblings and there’s no presence of flirting or anything like that, they punch each other in the arm and bag each other out majority of the time.
I trust both of them wholeheartedly. For some reason I just feel weird about the nakedness aspect. Am I overthinking it? Or would anyone else feel the same way?
And if so do I chat to my partner first about it? I hope I‘m not coming off as insecure or jealous, I just need a little advice!
First thing I would do is, open up a savings account, and put all your money into this savings account. And maybe some of your husband’s too. Then I would use some money to buy a hidden camera .
You can buy some from spy stores. Then I would record the damning evidence I imagine you to find and use it when you divorce him and take all his sh*t so he and the woman who-makes-single-mothers-look-bad and like they can’t be friends with couples, can live a happy ever life in the gutter.
I am sorry, but the whole “he’s like my brother” line, is only used when someone is becoming defensive and needs to cover up what is actually going on.
I am the biggest devil’s advocate, but this, THIS is like days of our lives and I ain't buying any of that sh*t.
The fact that they are naked in front of each other actually just makes me infuriated, because it actually says to me they are comfortable to see each other’s body. I don’t have a biological brother, I had step brothers, and I would never get naked in front of either. So they can F right off with that crap.
This is so damn disrespectful to you. This is not a boundary you should have to address. Your friend should just have common sense to not do this and your husband should know better.
That to me SCREAMS red flag. I am disappointed in both of them. And honestly, if it hasn’t happened? I’d hate to say it, but the desire seems to be there.
My ex and I used to call each other “d*ckheads” when we first started flirting, so the whole playful friend thing can mean something more. You, on the other hand, are the most beautiful and calm individual I’ve ever had the pleasure to answer a question for. You are neither jealous nor insecure, not in the slightest.
This is a VERY valid concern. Jesus! If this was me, I would literally paint myself in the same colour as your walls and camouflage myself into them just so I could spy because my gut feeling would be off the chart.
I want to give you some advice like, sit down and very diplomatically, say that you appreciate your friendship but you’d like for them to respect boundaries, and their nakedness makes you uncomfortable, but I just can’t even type it because I feel like that should always just be a given. I wonder if your husband had a mate over, how he would feel if you and his mate just got naked in front of each other.
My gut feeling says he wouldn’t like it very much. So honestly, I’d get some legal advice, then I’d get that evidence on a little spy cam, then I’d invite all your friends over to watch a home movie, get the popcorn out and while everyone is watching them be “brothers and sisters”. I’d pack his and her stuff and throw it out on the lawn and set it on fire.
Good luck honey, YOU deserve a man that would tell a friend that he would like for her not to cross his boundaries by being naked. That’s what should be happening, not you telling him.
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10:49PM Tuesday, September 6th, 2022
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He‘s happy to walk out of the bathroom without putting any clothes on and she changes in front of him constantly. Am I overthinking it?
What‘s the best way to approach a conversation with your husband and friend about boundaries? My long time best friend and partner have been very close for years, and don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved that we can all spend time together.
She’s recently divorced and I was initially worried about her feeling like a third wheel when she came to visit, but it’s been really comfortable, no issues whatsoever.
The last few months however she‘s been staying with us for a little while during lockdown while she gets back on her feet financially and finds a new place to live, and they’ve become a bit ’too’ comfortable.
He’s happy to walk out of the bathroom after a shower to his room without putting any clothes on, and she changes in front of him constantly when doing laundry.
They joke a lot about how they consider each other like siblings and there’s no presence of flirting or anything like that, they punch each other in the arm and bag each other out majority of the time.
I trust both of them wholeheartedly. For some reason I just feel weird about the nakedness aspect. Am I overthinking it? Or would anyone else feel the same way?
And if so do I chat to my partner first about it? I hope I‘m not coming off as insecure or jealous, I just need a little advice!
First thing I would do is, open up a savings account, and put all your money into this savings account. And maybe some of your husband’s too. Then I would use some money to buy a hidden camera .
You can buy some from spy stores. Then I would record the damning evidence I imagine you to find and use it when you divorce him and take all his sh*t so he and the woman who-makes-single-mothers-look-bad and like they can’t be friends with couples, can live a happy ever life in the gutter.
I am sorry, but the whole “he’s like my brother” line, is only used when someone is becoming defensive and needs to cover up what is actually going on.
I am the biggest devil’s advocate, but this, THIS is like days of our lives and I ain't buying any of that sh*t.
The fact that they are naked in front of each other actually just makes me infuriated, because it actually says to me they are comfortable to see each other’s body. I don’t have a biological brother, I had step brothers, and I would never get naked in front of either. So they can F right off with that crap.
This is so damn disrespectful to you. This is not a boundary you should have to address. Your friend should just have common sense to not do this and your husband should know better.
That to me SCREAMS red flag. I am disappointed in both of them. And honestly, if it hasn’t happened? I’d hate to say it, but the desire seems to be there.
My ex and I used to call each other “d*ckheads” when we first started flirting, so the whole playful friend thing can mean something more. You, on the other hand, are the most beautiful and calm individual I’ve ever had the pleasure to answer a question for. You are neither jealous nor insecure, not in the slightest.
This is a VERY valid concern. Jesus! If this was me, I would literally paint myself in the same colour as your walls and camouflage myself into them just so I could spy because my gut feeling would be off the chart.
I want to give you some advice like, sit down and very diplomatically, say that you appreciate your friendship but you’d like for them to respect boundaries, and their nakedness makes you uncomfortable, but I just can’t even type it because I feel like that should always just be a given. I wonder if your husband had a mate over, how he would feel if you and his mate just got naked in front of each other.
My gut feeling says he wouldn’t like it very much. So honestly, I’d get some legal advice, then I’d get that evidence on a little spy cam, then I’d invite all your friends over to watch a home movie, get the popcorn out and while everyone is watching them be “brothers and sisters”. I’d pack his and her stuff and throw it out on the lawn and set it on fire.
Good luck honey, YOU deserve a man that would tell a friend that he would like for her not to cross his boundaries by being naked. That’s what should be happening, not you telling him.
After being happily married for 13 years, a couple has shared their relationship rules – but one is getting their online followers riled up.
A woman who became engaged at 16 years old, has revealed the stunning reason why she chose to make the life-changing decision so young.
An Aussie bride has called out her former friend’s jaw-dropping act before her wedding in a jaw-dropping tale.

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