NASA Plans to Catch Space Rocks

NASA unveiled project 'Catch and Release,' aiming to snag space rocks with cosmic butterfly nets. Scientists trained astronauts in zero-G juggling and meteorite tango. One prototype net resembled disco balls suspended from satellites. Public opinion polls show 62 % think asteroids are just large space pimples. The first mission will broadcast live commentary by a retired game-show host. If successful, Earth can crowdsource space debris recycling into moon-based pothole fillers. Prepare for the ultimate cosmic yard sale.