My Wifes Huge Clit

My Wifes Huge Clit
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by Dan Savage on February 22nd, 2011 at 1:56 PM
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I am 50 and a lesbian. I have had a pretty active sex life for the last 30 years, including a couple of long-term relationships. For the last three years, I’ve been with a woman I love very much. We have amazing sexual chemistry—by far the best I have experienced.
For the last two years, I have noticed that my clitoris is getting bigger. Not trans-man-takes-testosterone big, but substantially bigger than it has ever been. I thought it was due to a big increase in sexual excitement, but it soon became clear that the enlargement was a permanent thing. It gets much more erect than it used to and often throbs or twitches after I come.
No one’s complaining. I am enjoying the heightened sexual arousal, and my girlfriend (who is very GGG) is thrilled. But why/how is this happening? Could it get even bigger? And why now? I hit menopause seven years ago, so it’s not some weird hormone surge. Could our sexual connection have caused this all by itself? I don’t really want to ask my gynecologist, though I did notice her checking out my equipment with wide eyes at my last checkup.
“I always like to hear from people who are satisfied with their sex lives and relationships,” says author, sex researcher, vulva puppeteer, and archrival sex-advice columnist Debby Herbenick, and I have to agree. Most of our mail comes from people who are unhappy with their sex lives and/or dissatisfied with their relationships. It’s always nice to hear from folks who are having fun.
What’s not so nice is that we sometimes have to tell happy and satisfied folks that something may be seriously wrong. “I would strongly encourage her to ask her gynecologist about her enlarged clitoris,” says Herbenick. “She should be very clear about the fact that it has increased in size. She should let her know when she first noticed this and roughly how much she thinks it’s increased in size.”
If your gynecologist isn’t comfortable talking with you about your clit—if she just stands there gaping at it— get a new gynecologist . Because your megaclit could be a symptom of something very, very serious.
“You need your doctor to examine your clit and rule out various medical conditions that could cause hormonal problems,” says Herbenick. “Sometimes these are benign health conditions; unfortunately, sometimes they include vulvar cancers, ovarian cancers, and adrenal cancers that, for example, may present with symptoms including an enlarged clitoris.”
Some women believe their clitorises “grew” after menopause, but that’s not usually the case. When estrogen levels drop during menopause, other parts of the vulva—such as the labia—can become flatter or less prominent, which can, in turn, make the clitoris appear bigger. “However, she’s been in menopause for a long time,” says Herbenick, “and it sounds like the clitoral change happened well into menopause.” And amazing sex does not super-size clits: “High levels of arousal usually result in only a temporary swelling of the clitoris,” says Herbenick.
So make another appointment to see your doctor, SNAZ, “and keep asking questions until she’s sure that medical conditions, such as cancers, have been ruled out,” urges Herbenick.
And again, if your gynecologist doesn’t want to discuss it or was too stupid to spot what could be a symptom of common lady-parts cancers (!), time to get a new gynecologist .
My husband is beautiful, awesome, et cetera. Unfortunately, his dick is small. It wasn’t so bad our first few years together; he knows how to work what he’s got. But then I had a baby, and I tore. A few days later, my stitches tore. My six-week checkup turned out to be a poke in the stomach to confirm that my uterus was back in place, and when I asked why I couldn’t get restitched, the doctor told me, “Vaginas are very forgiving.” But a year later, Kegels aren’t helping and both of us are having trouble getting off.
He enjoys anal sex, but it’s not really fulfilling for me. I want to get a vaginoplasty to fit him, but I’ll have to wait till we’ve saved up enough money to pay for it. Please, Dan, tell me how to have hotter sex with a small dick and a shredded kitty.
“Many women who have had multiple or traumatic births—and it sounds like she had a good deal of tearing—have some degree of prolapse,” says sex-advice columnist Debby Herbenick. (A uterine prolapse, says Wikipedia, “occurs when the female pelvic organs fall from their normal position, into or through the vagina.”)
“If she did have prolapse,” says Herbenick, “she may be a candidate for anterior or posterior vaginal-wall repair, which is quite similar to vaginal ”˜rejuvenation’ surgeries, and then insurance may cover the surgery.
“Some people will wildly disagree with me and say that women shouldn’t have surgery ”˜to please their man’, but I don’t see that here,” Herbenick adds. “I see two people who are married and want better sex, and she may have experienced some physical changes that have affected that. And there are ways to fix it.”
Herbenick is the associate director of the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University and the author of Because It Feels Good: A Woman’s Guide to Sexual Pleasure and Satisfaction , a book that I strongly recommend even though Debby once attacked me with a vulva puppet in a room full of people.
I live in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Grange, a local restaurant, has a cocktail called “GGGinger”. Is it possible for a cocktail to be GGG? And how does it feel to have inspired one?
A cocktail can’t be GGG, CCC, but a couple of cocktails—enough to take the edge off inhibitions, not so much to make consent unpossible—can induce GGG. And, I’m saddened to report, the GGGinger’s Gs refer to three of the gin-based cocktail’s ingredients—ginger beer, candied ginger, and ginger syrup—and not to the Savage Love meme “good, giving, and game”. Still, Grange co-owner Brandon Johns is confident that his GGGingers have inspired GGG behaviour all over Ann Arbor.
“It’s been our most popular drink since we opened,” says Johns, “so it must be doing something right. We also do pitchers of them, and when a couple shares one of those—let’s just say that something good is bound to come of that.”
And in other, more successful Savage Love memes”¦
Former U.S. senator and current presidential candidolt Rick Santorum “opened up” to Roll Call last week about his “long-time Google problem”, aka “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex” and always the number one search result when you Google the former senator’s last name.
“It’s one guy,” Santorum told Roll Call . “You know who it is”¦It’s unfortunate that we have someone who obviously has some issues.”
I do have issues—I have lots of issues—but I take particular issue with politicians who compare loving, stable same-sex relationships to “man on dog” sex, as Santorum has done, or who would ban same-sex marriage and adoptions by same-sex couples, as Santorum has promised to do if he gets elected president. But the lowercase santorum campaign wasn’t “one guy”. A lot of people were involved—from the Savage Love reader who first suggested that we redefine your name to all the folks who’ve written about it over the years (thanks, Roll Call !)—just like a lot of people were involved in turning Rick Santorum out of office in 2006, an election he lost by an 18-point santorumslide.
The website that’s still giving Rick Santorum fits hasn’t been updated since 2004. But we’re going to be relaunching the site in the next few weeks. Stay tuned!
Download the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) at www.straight.com . E-mail: mail@savagelove.net .
Is it possible this woman is actually a gorilla?
Why is the assumption that the gynaecologist is a woman, i.e. the use of the female pronoun. I know, I know, politics and all that, got to get back at the man, and nothing does that like a bit of reverse discrimination. But I believe in equality, and for that it seems to me that we need to start using a neutral pronoun, such as "they" (he/she, s/he etc, are just too cumbersome for speech).
I know I'm super late to this party but re: Unforgiving. You gave birth, things do tend to stretch out a bit under the hood. The same thing happened to me, my son was almost 9lbs and although I only had a second degree tear it is definitely noticeable that my SO's penis doesn't feel as large as it did before. My one friend said that she was actually a little *too* tight and after giving birth, it was the first time she was actually able to have a g-spot orgasm.
-- I know that people say that your vagina will go back to normal, but it really doesn't. There's going to be at least a LITTLE bit of stretch going on. Unfortunately :( have you tried an Adonis sleeve?
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I am averagely endowed - about 6 inches, and not especially thick. Through innocent comments, she unintentionally let it out that she likes girth. She has always been quite honest with me, but doesn't want to say things that will make me feel bad, so she doesn't say everything unless I specifically ask about it. So out of anxious curiosity, I have found out that one of her previous lovers had a 9.5 inch d*** - although not super thick... and another of her previous lovers had a super big, p*** -sized-girth c*** . I was amazed to find out she used to have both vaginal and a*** s** with this super big guy (the latter of which I have only rarely had with her). I know the main thing is that she loves me, and I love her desperately, but I can't help but feel... intimidated, and wishing I could fill her, just how she likes...

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I have a small p**** and my wife has been with some guys with massive c**** , at the beginning I was a bit jealous, now I get so h**** when I think about my wife f****** a huge fat c*** , and I tell her that she needs to be satisfied with a huge fat c*** and not my little p**** , she laughs and said sure, I recently told her that an old friend that always wanted to f*** her has a massive fat c*** and she just laugh and she said how big, so now when we are f****** , I say you should f*** Patrick's huge c*** ,

Your super weird and I think that you are talking inappropriately SORRY!lol

Like you , I am average endowed. My wife was only 18 when we married so only had 3 previous partners. One was well endowed at about 8 inches long and thick. She told me there was a lot of gap between her fingers when she gave him a handjob. She is petite so she usually rode him cowgirl so she was in control. When first married, I was jealous but after years of being happily married I am now glad that she has experienced a big c*** .

I let my wife have a threesome, I did not know her friend had a monster size d***. I f***** her first,then it was his turn. Her mouth and p****was ravished for 45 minutes, she was yelling like a wild woman. When he finally began to c**,he must have pumped his s**** into her for what seemed like five minutes. She was drenched with sweat,and had giant streams of our fluids draining from her p****. I took her to the shower and cleaned her up. She poured herself a scotch. Him and her were making small talk, when they had finished their drinks, he took her by the hand and lead her over to the large upholstered chair, and bent her over the arm. Her ass looked beautiful in the low light. I could not help but think of the ravishing f****** he had just given her. As he moved up behind her, d*** in hand, she look back around at me and said husband, I think I 'am going to get his monster again and you are going to get another wife show. He then began to bury his large d*** deep in her p****. She let out a loud moan, he began to f*** her with abandon. After about twenty minutes her legs began to tremble and shake,I seen his ass cheeks begin to clinch deeply, I knew he was ready to c**. They both let out moans that could he herd next door, they were c****** at the same time. After holding his big d*** in her for what seemed like minutes, he pulled out and stepped back. Her p**** was swollen, red,and drenched. Giant streams of his s**** was running out and her and falling to the carpet, she had experienced the f****** of her life. The next night we were laying in bed and discussing her sexual adventure, and we both got turn on. After eating here, I put my d*** in her and began to thrust, she felt very loose and open, different that before she took his f****** . I knew she would recover in a few days, and I thought, we might try a*** as a new adventure until she comes back to her normal tightness.

All married women should get to have fun trying a larger d*** sometime with the approval of her mate or not

I would ditch her in a heartbeat. Wouldn't even f*** around like that. Be glad she was honest with you so you can get rid of her. Try to do it in a way to where she can't say for sure that's why you left her. Maybe wait a few years and then start causing problems in the relationship so that you both agree to get divorced. Yes I think that is a valid reason to get divorced. Maybe if you find ways to squash your libido (i.e. smoking marijuana, kratom etc.) then you won't feel so attached to her when you decide to leave her. Maybe it would make it a lot easier.

Any man who marries a known big d*** lover and has no where near the size of a big d*** is nearly a cuckold. I understand how people can't control who they fall in love with. But if you married a big d*** lover...once she loses those puppy dog love feelings for you....she will start thinking about those big d**** again. That could be why she hinted it at you. If you are convinced that you don't want to leave her then I would set up hidden cameras in your house covering every square inch. I would also have hidden cameras covering your drive-way and 360 degrees around the house. There should be sensors that register how many people are in the house (and their location in the house at all times) and what height they are. Every time a window or door is opened in the house then you should know about it. Also, you should have tracking devices on every vehicle that your wife uses, you should track her cellphone and everywhere she goes, you should be aware of any phone call or text or communication of any kind that she makes on her cellphone, and be on the look out for any extra cellphones and/or communication devices that she may be carrying. All of this information should be accessed on a hidden app on your cellphone. It does get more intricate than this, but this a good start for monitoring your wife. Of course, if you ever catch her cheating on you then you should get rid of her. I would definitely consider you a cuckold if you knew she cheated and you did not leave her. Keep in mind that the fact that she indicated to you that she likes big d**** is a reason to think that there is a higher chance that she will eventually cheat on you.

For myself....if I were to marry a woman and find out she was a big d*** lover then it would seem m******** to me. I might love her still but it would be painful at the same time. Its just not worth it. I wouldn't want to be motivated by such feelings in a relationship.

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