My First Vagina

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1. " I am really embarrassed to admit this, but I had a moment of 'Oh, is that her vagina?' As if it could be something else. Like, 'Nope, that's her second belly button.' I don't know why I thought that. I think I was just young and couldn't believe it." — Luke, 28
2. "I guess technically my first vagina was when I walked in on my mom's friend changing. It was really hairy. I think, really, I just saw my mom's friend's pubic hair. I was maybe 10 years old. I just thought, I don't see what the big deal is. " — Dustin, 26
3. " This is easily top 10 worst moments of my life. I got down there and was overwhelmed a bit, I guess. So I was feeling nervous, and to ease the tension, I looked up at her and said, 'I hope this thing came with instructions!' Even the voice I used, oh god. Every time I think about it, I want to lie down on the floor and fall asleep forever." — Chris, 27
4. "I think there was a fair bit of distance between my first time putting my hand in a girl's pants and actually, like, taking the pants off and getting to see the vagina, you know? Those are, like, two separate tiers. So I remember thinking, This is it. I remember thinking since the clothes were coming off, sex was going to happen. It was probably the same feeling pro athletes get when the game is on the line, like, 'Everything is resting on this free throw.' It was like anxiety and nervousness, but it was all masked by adrenaline and it was just helping me to get focused. Also, totally didn't end up having sex that night either. Also, for the record, it was a very nice vagina." — Matt, 25
5. "I don't remember exactly what I thought, but it was probably something along the lines of 'Oh, wow, I was not prepared for this.' Like, I'd seen enough porn at that point to know what to expect but it's still different from actually seeing one. It's like … you can see pictures of humpback whales. You can understand that they're massive. But you don't really appreciate the size of them until you go whale watching and really get to see the scale of it. That's the thing with vaginas. You don't really appreciate them until you see them in person." — Ryan, 28
6. "It was during a game of truth or dare. My thought was, Oh, damn! because I really didn't think the girl was going to do it . To be fair, she flashed it really quick and I barely got a glimpse. Not gonna lie, it was the best moment of my life at that point and I barely saw anything." — Mike, 26
7 . "I've never told anyone this, but I thought, Oh, what a pretty vagina. Because it was. It was a real nice vagina. I think this girl was way more experienced than I was for my age, because she kept it shaved and at the time, I thought only porn stars did that." — Jay, 26
8. "I remember thinking, Finally. It was just a sense of relief. It felt like everyone in school had a story about getting to third base with a girl or whatever, so I was mostly just happy I had lifted that weight off my shoulders." — Alex, 27
9 . "It was at a strip club, actually. Late bloomer here. I had just turned 18. Seeing a woman naked in real life was great. But I really couldn't stop thinking about how the chair I was sitting in literally felt dirty . Like, I could feel grime on me. My friends paid for a lap dance for me though and the stripper was nice." — Brian, 29
10. " I remember thinking it was crazy that this girl let me see her vagina. Like, we were fooling around and it happened. I had this weird, like, existential crisis. I don't think I really thought of it that way at the time. But I was like, 'It's crazy that everyone has genitals but only some people get to see them.' It was this weird feeling of melancholy. Like, I was sad that I wouldn't get to see everyone's vagina. And not even in a sexual way ... just, like, that I wouldn't have that level of intimacy. I was the artsy, emo kid in school so hopefully that explains a lot." — Tim, 29
11 . "'Yep.' That's all I thought. Just 'yep.' It was a confirmation. I was ready." — Steve, 28






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Mélanie Berliet ,
April 22nd 2015







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1. “It was definitely a shock to be down there for the first time staring straight at this beautiful thing I’d wanted to see and smell and taste in real life for so damn long. I remember thinking, ‘There’s a little more skin than I thought there’d be, but whatever, man, life’s awesome!’”
2. “The first girl I ever dated was the wettest I’ve ever dated. I refused to wash my hands for days after I fingered her for the first time. I just kept smelling them and patting myself on the back for being such a stud. I didn’t learn the hard truth that most women don’t get excited that easily until I got dumped junior year and I had to date other people. Ignorance really is bliss.”
3. “I didn’t have a typical first vagina experience. When I was 13, my 18-year-old drug addict brother took me to an underground strip club in New York. I’m not sure why he invited me—maybe his junky buddies were all busy or something—but I wasn’t about to say no. Everything about that night was awesome. I got ten lap dances from a butt naked blond chick with the most rocking body. Since the place was illegal, you could touch the girls, and I distinctly remember the moment I slipped my hand between the dancer’s legs. She was hairless! Luckily it was too dark for anyone to see that I came in my pants pretty much immediately.”
4. “The first girl I went down on smelled a little off to me. It’s not that she smelled bad , but she definitely didn’t smell good , either. Must’ve been a case of mismatched pheromones, but I developed a complex about going down on women for a while after that. I got over my fear when I started dating my current girlfriend. It was like I was made to dive inside her every day for the rest of my life. I love her from head to toe—and especially when her legs are spread.”
5. “There’s so much hype over the whole clitoris thing—like you’re an idiot or less of a man if you can’t locate this tiny little part of a woman’s body within seconds of getting naked in bed. By the time I got my first up-close look at a vagina, I was in college and I’d psyched myself out about having no clit radar. I was wedged between some Philosophy major’s thighs, inches away from her pink fleshy folds, but I couldn’t see anything especially clirtoris-like, so I panicked. I told the girl I had a stomachache and ran out of her dorm room to fake retch in the bathroom. I never even went back to say good-bye. Years later I met a really nice woman who was willing to instruct me in some key aspects of female biology. We’re not together, but I’ll be grateful to her forever.”
6. “My first vagina got sopping wet as soon as I touched it. I have a knack for that shit. I’ve been making women scream since the day I lost my virginity back in ’01.”
7. “As a guy, you’ve got this preformed idea about what it means to be turned on since day one of jerking off. You get aroused, and then your dick gets bigger and harder. It’d be nice if there was some kind of obvious indicator like that in the female sex. Seeing my first vagina made me realize just how mysterious they are. Some are easier to read than others, but they’re all pretty fucking complicated.”
8. “I was paranoid about being a failure in bed, so I did a ton of research in my early teens. I read everything I could about how to pleasure women. I probably knew more about vulvas than most of the girls I went to high school with. What I’m saying is, I was prepared when I met my first vagina—I knew how to touch, lick, and appreciate it without rushing—and and I aced my first lady exam as a result.”
9. “Yum. That’s all I have to say about that.”
10. “I grew up in a really conservative town in the south where it’s definitely not okay to be gay. From an early age I knew I was different from the other boys in my class, but I had no idea how, exactly. For years, I avoided dating altogether. But senior year of high school, I asked a girl to prom, figuring it was time to lose my virginity. As soon as I forced myself to slide my hand down my date’s panties to touch her vagina, I knew with 100 percent certainty that I was homosexual. It was terrifying and liberating at the same time. I fiddled with her for a bit, just to be a gentleman, but I haven’t been that close to one since, and I can’t say I miss them.”

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