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We have nothing against blow jobs (assuming he’s also lavishing your lady parts with plenty of attention), but sometimes they just take so damn long. “After a couple of minutes of active bobbing, your jaw can start to ache,” says Sasha Kaplan, founder of Blow by Blow , which offers blow job workshop parties based in San Diego and Los Angeles. “You’ll want to speed things along for your own comfort.” Word.
Lucky for us, Kaplan shared her cache of jaw-dropping tricks that are not only guaranteed to bring men to their knees, but also slash the average suck sesh in half.
Take these tips for a spin, and he’ll hit O-Town in five minutes flat (hopefully).
Before you head south of the border, spend ample time on foreplay to make sure he’s plenty thirsty. “If he’s limp, you’ll have to take him from zero to 100, which is lot more work,” says Kaplan. Make out, stroke him with your hands, grind against his bod—whatever it takes to give his joystick a jolt.
Not only is tea bagging one of those fantasy moves that will get him hot AF, but it’s also a sure fire strategy to cut down your time spent giving head. “His testicles are very sensitive but don’t get a lot of pampering,” says Kaplan. “Many women are unaware of the extent to which focusing on them increases his arousal, and it just takes a couple of minutes,” she says. Plus, they’re easier on your jaw and feel smaller in your mouth than his peen.
Caress his cojones with your hands as you’re getting into position, and then start to lick all around the sack. Next, gently pop one of his nuggets into your mouth, suck it, and roll it around your tongue . “Start with a medium amount of pressure, and read his body language to determine if he wants a firmer or lighter touch,” says Kaplan.
If tongue-twisting his family jewels isn't your, ahem, cup of tea, jump him post-shower, when he’s super fresh, or use your hands to play with his boys during oral. Hint: Pressing them in closer to his body will definitely move things along, says Kaplan.
To ensure a smooth sensation, don’t skimp on the saliva, sister. “Any roughness or bumps will slow down his progress,” says Kaplan. “You want to emulate the soft wetness of intercourse.” Guzzling a glass of water beforehand helps.
Wrap your index finger, middle finger, and thumb around his shaft, and glide up and down, in tandem with your lips. “A hand-mouth combo allows you to cover more surface area,” says Kaplan. Your hands also let you add a little flair to increase arousal . Swivel them around his shaft like you’re revving a motorcycle, or give him a squeeze.
Getting handsy also serves another purpose: If you need to come up for air, keeping your hand in motion maintains your groove while your mouth takes five. “Momentum is really important,” says Kaplan. “If you stop for just one second, you could potentially lose the orgasm that was building.” Now that would seriously suck .
Imagine you just scored tix to a sold-out Bey show, or your boss told you she wants to give you a raise because you’re slaying it. Can’t even? Channel that excitement into oral action. “He will be more turned on if you’re into it,” says Kaplan.
Push him down on the bed instead of waiting for the ask—simply initiating an oral sesh will send the message you want him. As long as it feels natural to you, moaning or dirty talk (“you feel so huge in my mouth”) will also convey enthusiasm.
Another way to amp yourself up is to focus on your sexual power. The fact that your lusty skills bring him to his knees is pretty freakin’ awesome. (And hey, if you simply can't muster any enthusiasm, just skip it.)
Hold a vibe against his perineum (a.k.a. taint), and gently massage him while you’re south of the border. “This is the outer wall of the prostate gland, or male G-spot, and giving it attention will bring him to orgasm more quickly,” says Kaplan. (Check out these fun sex toys from the Women's Health Boutique .)
Since the sensation can be intense, close your hand around the toy before placing it behind or under his sack. Another option: Press it against the outside of your cheek as you’re bobbing. Trust: If there were an Olympic event for reaching O-Town, he’d be crossing the finish line in first place.
The head of the penis is a nerve ending hot zone, so giving it love will fast forward his orgasm. “Underneath the tip is a narrow seam called the frenulum, which is where the nerves meet,” says Kaplan. “Swirl your tongue around it, or move your tongue back and forth across it like a windshield wiper.” He’ll go, well, nuts.
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A lot of people feel pressure to do one or the other. A urologist explains what you should actually consider.
Whenever you're giving someone a blowjob , there *comes* a moment (see what we did there?) when your partner's about to climax, and you have to decide, well, what to do with it. Some people prefer to have their partners finish outside their mouths; for others, the choice is whether to spit or swallow.
A lot of people feel unnecessary pressure around the latter decision. In fact, it might be the reason you came to this story. Our cultural has assigned certain strange, sexual connotations to whether your spit or swallow someone's semen after a blowjob. There's this idea that "naughty" people who are super into sex (and good at it!) swallow, whereas people on the more "prude" side spit. There ends up being this sense of pride among people who proclaim that they swallow, their willingness to do it becoming a badge of honor. The truth is, unless you and your partner are specifically turned on by the act of swallowing semen, whether you spit or swallow isn't going to alter the overall blowjob experience.
There's also a lot of dodgy health information about swallowing semen. For one, it will definitely not get anyone pregnant. Two, it won't make you gain weight. As Men's Health Advisory Board member Justin Lehmiller, Ph.D., explained in a 2o14 blog post on swallowing semen : "Most estimates I’ve seen put the number of calories in a 'serving' of semen somewhere between 1 and 5." Nor is it a good substitute for a protein shake if you're trying to make some gains. A 2013 review of studies published in the Journal of Andrology found that the average protein concentration of semen is 5,040 milligrams (mg) per 100 ml. Since the average "load" expels roughly 5 mL of semen, that means there's about 250 mg per "serving."
With all the confusing ideas out there around spitting vs. swallowing, we spoke to Jed Kaminetsky, M.D., a board-certified urologist and Promescent medical advisor, about everything there is to know about having semen in your mouth—including the risk of STI (sexually transmitted infection) transmission.
The most important takeaway on that front? Spitting and swallowing carry equal risk. "Nothing is 100% safe when it comes to sex, and that includes oral sex," Kaminetsky says. "Testing should be done, and practicing safe sex will be your best bet when it comes to reducing the chances of contracting an STI."
He adds, "There is an increased incidence of throat cancers in part due to oral sex; we believe it is caused by a higher number of patients contracting HPV of the throat with or without ejaculation, so please be careful and get tested regularly."
Kaminetsky: If you and your partner are in a monogamous relationship and have been tested for STIs (sexually transmitted infections) and HPV, there are very few risks associated with spitting or swallowing semen. However, if you are uncertain whether you or your partner are carrying an STI or has HPV, there could be a chance that this could be transferred during oral sex [whether you spit or swallow].
Gonorrhea is only spread via bodily fluids. If semen were to enter the mouth, you could have a chance of contracting it. However, herpes and HPV could be contracted just by oral sex with the absence of sperm. Chlamydia can also be transmitted via semen, but not on contact.
No, it should not cause indigestion and is not a cause for concern.
There are no benefits to swallowing semen.
Yes, this is true. Pineapple juice can make semen taste sweeter. More importantly, a good healthy diet, being well-hydrated, and avoiding cigarettes can help positively alter the taste and quality of semen. Rancid semen might be a sign of prostatitis, a swelling of the prostate gland, and you should see a doctor if you think that might be the case.
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5 Blow Job Positions That Will Make Going Down On Him More Enjoyable For You By Alex Conrad | October 4, 2017
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I’ll be the first to admit that the thought of giving a blow job used to feel like a fucking chore. It’s that item at the bottom of your to-do list that you can get away with not doing, but probably should be done soon. Like, it never actually leaves, but somehow always gets checked off first—sort of like my last Tinder hookup. But since I’m supposed to be giving you better ways to enjoy sucking dick , while somehow convincing my mom that I’m still at least half a virgin, I’m here to tell you to sack up (pun intended), because dedicating your precious time to giving one blowie isn’t all that fucking bad. Maybe it’s just the type of savage friends I choose to surround myself with, but when I asked how often they give head, this was literally their response:
On one hand, *insert slow golf clap here*. But if you’re reading this and are one of those girls who thinks this doesn’t apply to you because you have a vagine of gold and you treat your guy to half-assed hand jobs on the reg, you’re the reason he cheats, but I guess also the reason I’m employed. That was harsh, but whatever. Giving a hand job is like giving someone a yellow Starburst. It’s always the last choice, but they’re not gonna not take it. So I’m here to save you the shitty comparison with easy positions that’ll make giving head suck a little less (srsly, killing these puns), because nobody wants to be compared to a yellow Starburst. Not even a fucking yellow Starburst.
It’s Sunday morning so, just guessing, you’re prob hungover and the last thing you care to think about is plowing your face into his junk before you can even press start on the Keurig. I get it. But while you’re lying there checking the likes on last night’s Instagram, his morning wood is begging to be sanded down, so because I’m the nice slut woman that I am, I’ll let you in on a secret: Surprising a guy with an earlybird BJ is a proven fact that you’ll get your way the entire rest of the week, but mostly a surefire way he won’t be personally victimized by your morning breath. All you need to do is prop a pillow on his stomach and lay sideways while resting your head on it. His dick will literally be staring you in the face, so you barely even have to move. This position is great for when you’re not entirely awake to give full-service head, but awake enough to not pass back out with a mouth full of peen.
No need to lie anymore—this is a safe place, so let it out, honey. Put it in the book: 69 fucking blows (now I’m just being annoying with the puns). It’s impossible to even concentrate when you’re trying to dodge any and all contact with raw asshole, and holding yourself up constitutes like, a 4-hour barre workout. The sideways 69 is a little less work and a lot less regret. Really all you need to do is lay on your sides in the opposite direction and go to town. He can even get crafty on your end and use a vibrator while you’re generously sampling the sausage. You know, like a “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” kinda thing.
If you’re that “can’t keep it in your fucking pants” couple, this one’s for you. Your guy literally just needs to be sitting down while you’re sitting next to him. The next and final step is unzipping his pants and bending over—yeah, groundbreaking. Do it in a theater (for the love of the children, I hope you’re not doing this in a theater, you sick fuck), do it while he’s driving, the world is your bedroom. This position isn’t exactly the most innovative, but trust me—doing it in a taboo location will amp up the excitement and take the edge off whatever is so goddamn torturous about giving head. Just please don’t get arrested.
Life is just too damn short to agree to favors that don’t also benefit you in the process. That’s just my take on selfless acts of kindness, but to each their own. This position is probably the most advanced, but I included it because of its benefits. Like, think about it: Would you ever even consider taking a job in the real world without 401k benefits? Case closed. Start out by laying on your bed with your head slightly dangling off. Even though your mouth is fully occupied, it’s important to remember that you’re still in control of this ship (fucking duh). Use your hands to grab onto his thighs and guide him as you damn well please. From there, he has easy access to reach around and keep your vacant vagine some hard-earned company. It’s all really just the law of physics at this point, but if you failed that class, just keep going until he finishes or all the blood rushes to your head—basically whichever comes first.
So I realize now that this position is probably the reason for so many peoples’ utter disgust in giving out blowies, but it’s called a blow “job”, not a blow “piece of cake”. So here’s the thing: one of the only times a betch lets a guy exert his dominance is in the bedroom. All you have to do is abide by the rules of gravity. Lay flat on the bed, let him straddle your face, and well… Honestly, I know you’re not an idiot, so judging by the name of this position alone, need I go on?
Alex Conrad is an Orange County-based writer who prides herself in the art of pregaming and lives by the mantra, "If you can't tone it, tan it." When she's not scheming up how to get away with doing the bare minimum, she's probably attempting to justify her latest Target purchase to her husband. Follow her on Instagram @ayyycon_ for french bulldog spam but mostly just for validation.
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